Yay! Bret Michaels is out of the hospital and is expected to make a full recovery. If that doesn't touch your heart/guitar strings, then frankly, I don't know what does.

Julianne Hough is taking time out of her very serious film and country music career to return to Dancing with the Stars. Ms. Hough, you spoil us!

Stan Lee will be back on TV (RIP Who Wants to Be a Superhero?) to co-host History Channel's Stan Lee's Superhumans, a series which will "find people who have remarkable abilities because of being genetically different." Isn't that already the basis of TLC's entire programming slate? Nice try, Stan!

If you're as excited about the return of Futurama as I am, then you'll want to make your way over here to submit your questions for the cast and creators. Even if you're not going to ask a question, I recommend reading through other people's submissions, because they are hilarious, nerdy, and perfect.

Speaking of my trifecta, Logo is planning a 30-episode Buffy marathon of fan favorites for June 11th through June 13th. If "Once More, with Feeling" and "Hush" don't make the cut, so help me.

And finally, GSN has picked up Late Night Liars, a new comedy game show hosted by Larry Miller (sigh), that features some of those ever-popular raunchy adult Muppets. There's always a chance that this show won't suck, but I'll stick to my weekly private viewing of Muppets Take Manhattan, thank you very much.