In addition to picking up J.J. Abrams' Undercovers, NBC announced they've picked up The Event, in which Jason Ritter hopefully shaves off his awful Parenthood facial hair to uncover a government conspiracy (which sounds kind of fun? But it could be stupid! But it might be fun?); that awful-sounding Cindy Chupack show Love Bites, in which two actress who deserve better -- Becki Newton and Jordana Spiro -- suffer the hardships of being the only single girls left in their group (refreshing premise!), and Outsourced, a comedy about an American man whose corporate job moves him to India and the culture shock that ensues. Hopefully that last one won't be too racist. Hopefully four new pickups with likely more on the way equals the death of Heroes, but I still doubt it.

Famous couch potato Stephen King will be making a cameo on Sons of Anarchy next season simply because he is a fan and he is Stephen King. Oh, and by the way, they're setting the entire season in Maine. No particular reason, just a change of pace.

Glee's Matthew Morrison has said that he hopes his show doesn't do an all-Britney episode, despite the ratings it would bring in. And, he didn't say so or anything, but that's totally just because he's jealous that Sue Sylvester looks better in a red pleather space catsuit than he does.

Reruns of Moonlight will be paired with reruns of Vampire Diaries on the CW this summer, because they are thematically similar in that they both make crazy people on the internet's genitals explode. Also, CBS thinks watching old Moonlight episodes will make people want to watch Hawaii Five-O. Right, like how The Back-Up Plan did. Great synergy, guys!

Zachary Levi's vocals have been added to Katharine McPhee's "Terrified" (a surprisingly nice little guilty pleasure song, I don't mind saying), but I can't get the video to work so I don't know if it's any good or not. Sorry, Chuckies, or whatever your fan name is.