You know how it seemed for many years there like Smallville would outlive us all? Well, it won't.
CBS, ever the edgiest network in the land, will be calling their "Shit My Dad Says" adaptation $#*! My Dad Says and pronouncing it as "Bleep my Dad Says" in promos, instead of the sort of more tame Stuff My Dad Says they'd been considering. And now I feel like a pothead because I'm sitting here telling Angel that if you repeat the words "my dad says" a zillion times they cease to sound like words anymore.
Speaking of CBS, they are moving The Big Bang Theory to the Calcutta of television, Thursday nights, at 8 PM, because they are bastards. Survivor is also moving to Wednesdays (a more manageable night, really) and a few other shows are moving, too, but my point is, goddammit, CBS! Thursday?? Thursday???
Kyle MacLachlan is officially over Desperate Housewives. Stars: They're just like us.
Melrose Place has finally gone from "obviously going to be cancelled since the pilot aired" to "really, officially, for real cancelled now." Please send condolence baked goods and back issues of Katie Cassidy in Maxim to Pablo G ASAP.
TBS and TNT have upfronts too, apparently, and at them they revealed all their new shows that we will be ignoring almost entirely.
ABC might save Ghost Whisperer, but it's not like anybody's going to save me from having to watch the star of Ghost Whisperer have bathroom sex with Greg Grunberg pretty soon (on NBC's Love Bites), so I don't care.
One last thing: Community creator Dan Harmon is a badass. On Twitter, but still.
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