The MTV Movie Awards were a horror show of blatant corporate shills, awkward new stars shying away from the spotlight and sad, fading ones desperately grasping for it (J.Lo and Xtina -- you poor girls), but brush all that human tragedy aside and you get the real prize: the first ten minutes of Jersey Shore Season 2! Now, please, stop pretending you hate Jersey Shore. No one believes you. With that said, let's review the cast's finest quotes and hope they didn't blow all the good stuff on the preview.
9. "Can't stand this weather. You can't get tan in this weather, you can't creep in this weather, you can't do anything." -- Pauly D, on living in a prison of rain.
8. "Me and Pauly could be brothers from another mother, possibly; we're just that tight." -- The Situation, on medical marvels.
7. "My uncles want me to come here and just bang everything, but I kinda want better, quality girls." -- Vinny, on pretending to have standards.
6. "Who AAA call when AAA get stuck?" -- The Situation, stand-up comedian.
5. "Don't get too much nookie from Snooki." -- Vinny's relative, on public health that rhymes.
4. "I'm done Snookin' for love -- I found an amazing gorilla juice-head." -- Snooki, on finding true love with a small-balled man with rage tendencies.
3. "We went fireworks shopping." -- The Situation, re: travel essentials.
2. "I don't go tanning-tanning anymore because Obama put a 10 percent tax on tanning. And I feel like he did that intentionally for us. McCain would never put a 10 percent tax on tanning because he's pale, and he would probably wanna be tan." -- Snooki, on what's wrong with Washington.
1. "Obviously he, like, fucks his sister for a living" -- Snooki, re: the current job climate.
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