Hugh Laurie's House contract is up next season, and the star isn't exactly making promises of sticking around. Based on the nightmare that was season six, we won't be too devastated if he closes up shop.

Remember those last six pages of the script from the Lost finale that were leaked a few weeks ago? The same site just got their sticky little fingers on the Undercovers pilot script. Somewhere, J.J. Abrams is coolly whistling and twiddling his thumbs.

In news that's barely news, a member of the Jersey Shore cast (allegedly) did cocaine in Miami. Next you'll tell me s/he went to the beach and had a three-way in a hot tub.

Celebrity Rehab has been postponed due to lack of celebrity involvement. Hasn't that always been a problem with this show?

And finally, it what has actually turned out to be today's classiest news, BET has picked up a second season of The Wendy Williams Show.