ABC is milking Jake and Vienna's breakup for the very little that it's worth. The former Bachelor will be making a mysterious appearance on Bachelor Pad, and on July 5th, he and his ex-fiancé will be reuniting on The Bachelorette to publicly talk about what went wrong -- aside from their entire relationship's foundation being a fake romance that budded from a reality show, of course.

Apparently there's going to be another Harold and Kumar movie (a Christmas one!), and Neil Patrick Harris has confirmed that he's returning for it. Prediction: He'll trip on acid and try to snort some snow. You're welcome, writers.

Girls just want to have fun/never age/stay in the C-list stoplight: Syfy has cast Debbie Gibson and Tiffany in an original movie, and Cyndi Lauper is getting her own reality show.

Try to guess what the pilots that Lifetime just gave the greenlight to are about. Did you guess lady cops? If so, you're correct all three times.

And finally, VH1 is trying to pretend that anyone cares about La La Vazquez by giving her a new series about her upcoming wedding. Unless she's getting married to Jesse Camp, PASS.

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