First and foremost, Rue McClanahan passed away today. I'd say that tonight, I'll watch three hours of Golden Girls in her honor, but I've already been doing that every night for the last few years.

Amy Ryan will co-star opposite Gabriel Byrne on the upcoming third season of HBO's In Treatment. Pleeeease say this doesn't mess up Holly coming back to Scranton on The Office!

Reports say that Tate Donovan and Christina Chang are sort of exiting No Ordinary Family, but not really. Until we start getting some real answers, how will any of us ever sleep again?

Chris Jericho will host ABC's Downfall, the upcoming extreme game show where contestants answer questions while on a roof of an L.A. high-rise while "the largest conveyor belt ever seen on TV" sends their potential winnings, personal possessions, and family & friends over the side of a building. To me, this sounds like something that Futurama's Planet Express crew would tell to Fry about why game shows were banned in 2011.

And finally, turns out famewhores Heidi and Spencer Pratt lied about their breakup in order to stay famous and get more media attention. I am so glad that The Hills is ending.