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<i>Cake Boss</i> Loses Rights to Its Name; We Suggest Alternates

Start saving your Cake Boss T-shirts, mouse pads and baseball caps -- they're about to become collector's items. The TLC show, which has been on for over a year now, was ordered by a judge to change its name, because CakeBoss has been the name of a cake-making software program since 2007. I'm going to repeat that: a cake-making software program. While we were hoping that it was a program that produced delicious cakes out of your printer, or possibly even a video game in which you battled other chefs as you ran around the tiers of the world's largest cake, it's actually a tool made to help bakers keep track of orders, price cakes appropriately and manage recipes and ingredients, which is... still pretty incredible that it exists. Anyway, we don't want the show to go anywhere, so we figured we'd try to come up with some new names for the producers to choose from.

Cakewalk and Caketastrophe are already taken, but we managed to come up with plenty of options that celebrate the show's teamwork, New Jersey location and Italian-American family dynamic:

Cake Squad
Cakemakers
Cake Superior
Caketown, NJ
Cakepocalypse
Cakesplosion
Cake Is It
Cake It Or Leave It
Cake It or Break It
Whatever It Cakes
Can't Hardly Cake
The Cakefather
You Cakin' To Me?
FuhCakeAboutIt
Cake Springsteen
Old Cake-Eyes

Any other suggestions? Leave 'em below. Then see which reality shows would be improved with vampires.

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