Love Bites might just bite the dust for good. The show can't catch a break. It was bumped to midseason after star Jordana Spiro couldn't get out of her My Boys contract, her co-star Becki Newton (who is supposed to be playing a virgin) got pregnant, and executive producer Cindy Chupack essential jumped ship. Worse still? It's being replaced with a non-famous people edition of The Apprentice. Who needs that?

Speaking of people that My Boys is screwing over, Kyle Howard has been ousted from his new show Romantically Challenged because of his contract. Kyle Bornheimer, who I hated on Worst Week, has been tapped to replace him. Bringing the odds of me actually watching this show down from slim-to-none to less-than-zero. Sorry, Olivia Munn.

Jane Lynch is going to be playing someone's mom on iCarly. Jane, you can say no sometimes. It's OK, we'll still love you. Promise! In fact, we'll respect you more in the morning if you just say no to shows like iCarly.

In addition to his new gig on The X-Factor, Simon Cowell is apparently busy as a job placement expert. Not only does he say that he helped Piers Morgan throw his hat in the ring for the Larry King job, but he also is trying to get Harry Connick Jr. hired as the newest Idol judge. He's like a one-man job stimulus package.

Entourage is never, ever, ever going to end. Despite reports that they were going to put the show out of its misery after this season, Grenier seems to think the show will go on. Please don't do it for us, we'll survive.

In related things that suck, they are turning House's cranky doc happy next season, since he'll be in a relationship with Cuddy. What's next, Oscar the Grouch gets a personality makeover? Thanks for taking away the only reason I still have left to watch, show.