Try as they might, Dina and Ali Lohan (but really Dina) just cannot get a reality show comeback. Two networks have passed on their latest pitch, which would chronicle Ali trying to get famous and failing a lot. They are sad.

Nicole Richie (who is apparently still a person -- good for her!) and Stone Cold Steve Austin will be returning to Chuck this October for one episode. No word yet on whether or not she'll get the crap kicked out of her again (the only reason to watch, really), so standby for updates.

Speaking of spies, there will be yet another espionage show on this season with CBS's midseason show Chaos, a Brett Ratner project that got made fun of a lot when the pilot was announced. I imagine that won't change much once it's actually on the air.

Here is a picture of Greg Kinnear and Katie Holmes dressed up as JFK and Jackie for The History Channel's TV movie The Kennedys. It is as disturbing as you'd expect.

Oh, and just to clarify -- Les Moonves had nothing to do with getting his wife, the Chenbot, a talk show on CBS. The person who directly reports to him came up with that idea all on her own. He had no knowledge or involvement! Why would you think otherwise?!

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