Jennifer Aniston's having a rough Monday today, so I'll just throw her a bone and pretend her upcoming Cougar Town episode is going to be so super-awesome and not at all like that time her ego swallowed an entire 30 Rock episode, rendering it unwatchable.

Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer got married over the weekend. You know, when they first went public, I was afraid their relationship would ruin the show, so I'm glad it seems they're working out for the time being. What's even better is that the writers and Evan Rachel Wood seem to be doing a bang-up job ruining the show as it is, so I'm practically worry-free regarding this issue at this point.

Other past weekend happenings: Neil Patrick Harris, Betty White and the Old Spice Guy took home Creative Arts Emmys, because those things are apparently awesome now.

NBC's new show Chase is really not very good, but it does have Sucre from Prison Break going for it (that's a plus, those of you wise persons who spared yourselves from Prison Break, just take my word for it), as well as a guest appearance from his real-life girlfriend Jennifer Morrison in an episode this fall. Anything that keeps her off of House's Chase this fall, is all I got to say.

It may already have expired, but ABC is letting the first 50,000 people who register for it watch the No Ordinary Family pilot online early and for free. I think the show can wait until premiere, but the pilot is really worth watching, no matter when you do it. Tate Donovan's even in it for about a second and a half!

Aaaaand Spencer Pratt is trying to sell a sex tape he made with Heidi. I would feel bad for Heidi, but that would require me believing she isn't completely behind this entire thing. Also: LC warned her years ago.

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