A whole new mess of Dancing with the Stars casting rumors, if you care (I'm ashamed to admit that I do): Florence Henderson (Angel says they say that every year, so maybe take it with a grain of salt); Jennifer Grey (amazing!); Kirstie Alley (also amazing! But for very different reasons!); David Hasselhoff (Yikes!); and Michael Bolton (less exciting than the other ones!).

Still sad about Party Down being cancelled? Rob Thomas is making a similar show about temps (called Temps) for NBC that you and I can agonize over for 12 episodes before it's unceremoniously cancelled.

Barbara Walters is planning a View spinoff for men starring Bryant Gumbel and the fashion gossip reporter guy from Ugly Betty. That's some odd casting, but nevertheless it's about time someone let men have a voice in this world.

TLC has found a "Latino Jon & Kate" to put on television. Yes, because the biggest problem with that network is really its lack of ethnic diversity. #waytomissthepoint

If you hate the artist-themed Glee episodes, brace yourself: they're doing a Billy Joel one. Please don't tear up the comments with Billy Joel hateration: his music is just misunderstood, I tell you.

It's summer, so this shouldn't cause the panic and uproar that it does during the fall and spring, but Obama will be taking to the network airwaves to address the nation about Iraq sometime next Tuesday night. No joke here, just an FYI.