Fox's Bones is trying to do a Jersey Shore-themed episode where Booth and Brennan must study the strange world of guidos to solve a murder. It gets better: they want The Situation to play the murder victim. I'm surprised they aren't pursuing Snooki for the role, considering her brilliant performance prior to her arrest, where she drunkenly face-planted into the sand. She definitely looked like death in her mug shot.

The forgotten ladies of Baywatch (Nicole Eggert, Traci Bingham, Donna D'Errico, and Gena Lee Nolin) will reunite for their own reality series. Back to the Bay will follow their lives together in a beach house. Personally, I'd rather drown in the Pacific Ocean than submit myself to watching this.

After losing weight and being the new face of Jenny Craig, Sara Rue will host a weight loss reality show for the CW show Shedding for the Wedding. Does she really want to be recognized for this career choice? We like her better as "that actress from those shows."

After much anticipation by Arrested Development fans, including myself, creator Mitch Hurwitz has announced that the script for the film adaptation is halfway done. Wait, that's it? All of these years with constant "will they/won't they?" rumors and all he has to show for it is half a script? Mitch, take a permanent break from the extremely less funny Running Wilde and devote your life to this film, for everyone's sakes.

Professional wrestler and What About Brian actress Stacy Kiebler will be the next person (after Olivia Munn and the Old Spice guy) to play the Greta character on NBC's Chuck. Zachary Levi, who plays Chuck, said about the role, "Greta can be a guy or a girl, which is brilliant,"...and clearly Greta can also be any random person who says yes to the role.

As if Glee co-creator Ryan Murphy needed any more universal praise, music mastermind Sir Paul McCartney claims to be a fan of the show and wants Murphy to use his music in an episode. A Beatles tribute episode would be nothing less than epic, so I suggest the Glee boys start getting used to mohair suits and mop-top haircuts in preparation.

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