Glee Character Clothing Collections
A T-shirt that replicates the Cheerios uniform is all well and good, but where's the line of Sue Sylvester tracksuits in every color of the rainbow, plus basic black? And now that Tina's goth outfits have been un-banned at McKinley High, maybe it's time to mass-produce them, along with a line of fake-pregnancy clothing, Maternity by Terri? Kurt's Leotards for Men would be versatile, meant for both "Single Ladies" dance recitals and for hiding underneath your football uniform.

Glee Hair-Care Products
The amount of product glee club director Will Shuester uses in his hair has been remarked on by Sue Sylvester more times than we can count, which makes it wasted advertising for our proposed line of gels that includes Bird's Nest, Cookie-Elf Tree and Wok-Seasoning Strength. And who wouldn't want to buy a Puck-branded set of mohawk cutting guides, so you always get the perfect 'hawk?

Glee Interior Decor
Do you have a basement room that needs jazzing up? Looking to re-create a "Morocco" vibe with some North African decor? Have a straight roommate you're trying to impress/seduce? Then Kurt Hummel has the furniture for you. Specializing in reclining couches and privacy screens, with a variety of animal prints to choose from.

Glee Cat-Proof Diaries
Worried that your cat is reading your diary? Well, Brittany is right there with you, and has hired other, smarter people to come up with a variety of non-lethal diary solutions that are guaranteed to keep your cat far, far away. Available in electrified and non-electrified versions.

Glee Brand Bullhorns
Do you have a large group of people you need to berate? Or just one person, but you really want to get the point across? Then buy the official Sue Sylvester bullhorn, which not only amplifies your voice to the maximum decibel level allowed by Ohio law, but also comes with a selection of pre-recorded insults and encouragements, recorded by Sue herself, that can be used for any occasion, including: "I am engorged with venom and triumph!" and "You think this is hard? Try being waterboarded, that's hard!"

What Glee merchandise do you want to see? Let us know below, then see what you should do while you wait for the new season!

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