Jon Hamm's John Ham will be on SNL again, for all of your pig-product needs. And Easy A's Emma Stone will be on Oct. 23rd.

Jennifer Love Hewitt thinks she's Sheldon. God help us all. She's working on a Fox show that's like a female version of The Big Bang Theory.

In case you weren't already over the news about Steven Tyler and J.Lo joining the judging cast of Idol, Seacrest will make a formal announcement about it on Wednesday. We'll be waiting with bated breath.

Nancy Travis and John Schneider are going to play the parents of Brian Austin Green on Desperate Housewives. Man, that show really wants me to watch it, but I just can't go back. I can't.

The instantly forgettable winner of America's Got Talent (who was sadly not Prince Poppycock) decided to propose to his girlfriend on Ellen. That'd be so romantic... if we cared one iota about any of those things.

And I'd like to add a hearty thank you to the kind folks at BBC America who have seen fit to add Law & Order: UK to their lineup. I have no interest in the procedural, but since Jamie Bamber (Apollo!) and Freema Agyeman (Martha!) are on it, I'm going to welcome it with wide open arms.

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