Prepare to be bored to tears! Lauren Conrad is going to host a new reality show on MTV. Supposedly it won't feature her boyfriend, Kyle Howard (even though he's probably bored, now that My Boys is axed), so we'll just watch her write her books? Riveting.

After parents complained that Katy Perry was showing off too much cleavage during her visit to Sesame Street, her segment was yanked. However, Elmo told George Stephanopoulos that he had a good time with the California Gurl and hopes that she'll come back to visit.

DJ Pauly D (of Jersey Shore infamy) is getting his own series, which will follow his life as a DJ. Riveting. Pair that with the new LC show, and MTV might have found a cure for insomnia. Could we not have The Simple Life 2.0 with Snooki and JWOWW instead? Please?

Someone is watching Hellcats. Lord help us all. The CW ordered six more scripts of that and One Tree Hill. For the five of you who care.

In what might be the most misleading title ever, Pawn Stars announces a spinoff entitled Rusty Nuts.

The real Governor Patterson (of New York) is going to go on Saturday Night Live. We prefer Armisen wandering and shouting "New Jersey" to the real thing, so we predict this is going to be painful.

And in related SNL news, we'll probably never leave the house again. Netflix and NBC signed a deal to put episodes from the past 35 years of SNL up on their Instant Streaming. More cowbell!

Finally, in random and unrelated news, Natalie from The Facts of Life is godmother to Brangelina's offspring and Jon Hamm is trying really, really hard to get me to stop liking him. As if the off-season hair don'ts weren't bad enough.

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