You probably don't remember Miami Social, but Bravo is turning the defunct show into The Real Housewives of Miami. (They're also pretending it's not a re-purposed Miami Social, for some reason.) I love me some Real Housewives, but after watching D.C., reruns of O.C. on NBC, the advance pilot for Beverly Hills, the advance premiere of Atlanta this summer, plus Kelly Bensimon's Twitter all day, every day, I'm a little burned out on the franchise at this point. Can't imagine how normal people with non-warped brains feel.

CBS will be sending Rachel and Brendon from Big Brother 12 to The Bold and The Beautiful for a few episodes next month, because between this, James Franco, Snoop Dogg and the fact that Angel and I saw French Stewart on Days of Our Lives the other day, soaps are the Bermuda Triangle of weird TV.

If you're wondering what will become of Lie to Me's timeslot once the show takes over for Lone Star's vacant one, Human Target will be filling it, starting November 17. But... you weren't wondering any of that, were you? My mistake.

Two ratings wins alert: Glee's Britney-themed episode has paid off, delivering its biggest ratings yet (13 million), while No Ordinary Family is officially ABC's number one new show (10.5 million). In other news, advertising is effective.

Nick Lachey will be starring in a VH1 reality show about trying to get his career back together. Depressing, or huge step up from... whatever he's been doing? You be the judge.

Snooki's writing a book! It's called A Shore Thing, and it's a fictional tale of finding gorilla juicehead love on the boardwalk. When was the last time someone with feebler (elf) typing (remember the Sammi letter) and vocabulary skills (remember how Ronnie knew Snooki didn't write it because it contained the SAT word "Wisely"?) was passed off as a novelist to us? Kendra Wilkinson could be her ghostwriter and it would sound more like literature than if Snooki wrote it. Not that I'm not totally pre-ordering, of course.

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