It's official! There are four new cast members at Saturday Night Live! Plus, one is coming back -- Amy Poehler will host the season premiere with Katy Perry performing. Unfortunately, that means someone is out, and we don't mean Will Forte -- Jenny Slate is gone. It's a shame, but then, it was hard for her to top dropping the F-bomb on her first time on the air.

Bones is doing an episode centered on So You Think You Can Dance? and featuring Twitch. Maybe a particularly flexible dancer will turn up dead, and when they remove all his skin, they find out he had no bones at all, and Dr. Brennan has no idea what to do.

Departures: Danielle Staub is definitely leaving Real Housewives of New Jersey following last night's reunion finale, even though that may kill the show. On the other hand, Kara DioGuardi leaving American Idol can only be a good thing.

Those who can't wait for more Chuck episodes may have to settle for Jeffster-centric webisodes-slash-commercials for Halo: Reach, debuting today. Hey, at least they're not on a quest for a Subway sandwich.

Let's end on a high note, with three faces returning to our TV:
- Here's a look at John Stamos on Glee!
- Apparently, Scrubs' Bob Kelso will appear on Cougar Town as Courteney Cox's dad! Just don't call him "Doctor Cox."
- And apparently, the lawsuit against Steven Seagal has been dropped, which means more Steven Seagal: Lawman! First Machete, and now this? It's a good day to be Seagal. Finally.

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