Remakes, Paris Hilton, acts of desperation -- today is the deep dark sludge of TV news.
Brace yourself, all ye averse to remakes: TNT is remaking Dallas. Time to bet on which washed-up, semi-nostalgic cast they'll put together! I was going to say Mr. Belvedere for J.R. Ewing, but then I remembered he's dead, and now I'm sad. Carry on without me.
Jennifer Morrison, a.k.a. House's Cameron, is in the running (against Minka Kelly, Jacinda Barrett and a slew of others) to play Ted's new love interest, a.k.a. The Mother, on this season of HIMYM. I actually really like all three of those women, so I say stop worrying about it and triple-cast 'em -- let's just get this Mother business over with.
Katee Sackhoff will be joining CSI next season in what could possibly become a recurring role. Does it matter what that role is? Why is she taking all the bad jobs? Is she only being offered bad jobs? Is there someone we can talk to about that?
And the trash heap gets even higher: TMZ is reporting that Paris Hilton and Charlie Sheen's ex Brooke Mueller are going to be co-starring in a reality show together. It's really too bad we all just got herpes from that sentence.
Oh, and Piers Morgan will replace Larry King in January. It's official. Good for him, non-issue for us.
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