The CW has announced full season orders for new shows Nikita and Hellcats (yessss!) as well as stalwart One Tree Hill, but are still being suspiciously silent on Life Unexpected, which probably means it's cancelled. Get ready to run out the rest of your contract by getting shot in the face on Nikita, Baze.

Despite Caprica's nonexistent ratings, Syfy is going ahead with another Battlestar spinoff called Blood & Chrome, about a young William Adama's adventures during the first Cylon war. Ron Moore isn't involved, but David Eick is, so... the show's going to be really crappy but then end awesome? Switcheroo!

NBC has announced the development of two more bad ideas, one involving Jamie Foxx, Selma Blair and the fricking mob, and another called The Happiness Project, starring Kristin Davis as a woman who flutters around NYC trying attain increasing levels of, um, happiness. The first one I've already dealt with. The second one sounds about as appealing as Charlotte's diarrhea scene in the first SATC movie. What is your damage, NBC?

Jersey Shore's Vinny has made an anti-bullying PSA in support of gay teens everywhere. I always knew he was the most evolved of those drunkies.

And lastly, The Real Housewives of O.C.'s Tamra Barney threw a glass of wine on Jeana Keogh at a party, and, having learned from their mistake missing out on Tareq and Linda's wine-throwing incident, filmed the whole damn thing, which apparently turned into quite the brawl. Tamra Barney: still the greatest villain in Housewives history. Suck on that, Tareq.

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