The Teen Mom stars apparently only get a measly $60,000 -$65,000 a year, which I maintain is still a lot higher than most teenagers who have little education could make legally. If they want more cash, they should start teasing their hair and coming up with clever acronyms for everything like those Jersey Shore folks. And the money was apparently enough for Farrah to buy Sophia a cute little Barney costume. And yes, that's the only time you'll see "cute" and "Barney" in the same sentence on this site, unless we're talking about our favorite HIMYM man-whore.

Noel Crane got a job! Scott Foley is going to be on Grey's Anatomy as a patient who is into Teddy. They swear this isn't another Denny thing, and they'd better be telling the truth, because at the first sign of ghost sex I am out of there for good.

Rob Schneider is starring in a pilot for CBS, where he's marrying into a Mexican-American family. Yeah, they lost me at Rob Schneider.

Laura Prepon is going to be on Castle playing the fictionalized version of Stana Katic's character Beckett for a movie adaptation of Castle's mystery novel. Confused yet? If you watch the show, Prepon is going to be Nikki Heat. If not, I really can't help you without a flow chart and some graphs. I'm mostly confused, because the movie version of someone is usually super-hot, and while Prepon is attractive, she's not as sexy as Katic... though oddly more believable as a cop. Go figure.

Apprentice SPOILER ALERT (for all one of you who watch that show). Mahsa is demanding that Trump clear her name after she was accused of being a lying, hateful bitch in the boardroom on last night's episode. While I do give her credit for calling Trump out for talking about the girls being hot, she loses me again with her vindictive attitude. She says that if Trump doesn't clear things up, that's she's going after all of her fellow candidates next until she gets results. I'm so sure this sparkling personality on this video is going to land her the dream gig she wants in entertainment.

A moment of silence for the original Danno, James MacArthur. The OG Hawaii 5-0 star died on Oct. 26th at the age of 72.

And so I don't leave you for the weekend totally depressed, watch Jim Parsons from The Big Bang Theory being totally adorable on Sesame Street. Don't worry, parents. He keeps his clothes on.