Rumor is that Ronald D. Moore is in the early stages of rebooting Wild Wild West (the '60s TV show, not the Will Smith movie) for television. I know it's not exactly his style, and I know it has nothing to do with the original series, but I do hope they use the Will Smith hit promotional single for its theme song. There's no law that says Ron Moore can't reboot Sisqo, too.

Speaking of Will Smith, Fox is making a TV show out of Hitch, because canceling things is their favorite.

Speaking of things soon-to-be-cancelled, ABC is going to try to make a sitcom out of Awkward Family Photos. I'm tempted to go out on a limb and say that could be genius, but considering the crap ABC just pulled with Better With You, I'm thinking the Modern Family and Cougar Town wells of quality are about dried up over there for now.

Because eventually every famous actor will be on cable television, and at this point it's just his turn, really, Kevin Bacon is producing and may star in an HBO comedy about a washed-up golfer. It's like Costner never even existed.

NBC is trying to capture some of that baby-vomit-sucks magic with Man of the House, a developing new show that rips off Mr. Mom. Sounds kind of OK, right? But what if I told you the guy writing it is the guy who wrote Made of Honor? Not so great anymore, is it? Bam! You've been NBC'd!

And, oh my Cheesus, Tim Gunn once tried to kill himself because he was a bullied gay teen. Warn your co-workers before you start just outright sobbing at that video. I sure wish I had.