Aside from the whole obviously appalling aspect of premising a show around women needing to be Barbie dolls to feel like worthy wives, I'm kind of concerned that this is going to be even more nightmarish than I originally imagined. First of all, if they're performing a procedure every week (as some sources originally reported they are), how are the recipients of those procedures going to compete in challenges right away? Are they going to be all bandaged and drugged up, crying about how it's their dream to be perfect, while trying to do Challenge-style duels? Because that's... what it sounds like. If all the challenges are just going to be writing perfect wedding vows and planning honeymoons, that's going to be a boring show, and E!'s not going to put all this out there just to have no one watch it after a week. It's in their best interest to up the horror factor, and I imagine that's what they'll do.

I don't care what you say, Jay Sean -- 2012 is still on, and Bridalplasty is the flaming Woody Harrelson in Yellowstone Park sent to warn us.

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