Emboldened by the media frenzy her daughter drummed up for the Tea Party on the show, Sarah Palin would now like to see Christine O'Donnell on Dancing with the Stars next season. And guess what? ABC is reportedly into the idea. Now, what was all that promising to get the show back to being all about dancing again, ABC? Lies! Understandable, ratings-focused lies, but still! We've been lied to! Outrage! Hackles!

The Glee stuntcasting continues with Katie Couric -- a self-proclaimed Gleek, the article would like you to know -- who is currently being courted to play herself on the Super Bowl episode of the show. Eh, I've heard worse ideas, but wake me when they get that sexpot Diane Sawyer. Or the Chenbot!

CBS is developing two new shows with awesome names. First up is Desperado, about a group of San Antonio vigilante cowboys from the creator of CSI. Second is Knife Fight, about a female public defender who gets disgusted and becomes a prosecutor, from the creators of Justified. Other networks, take note: That's how you title a series.

Adult Swim is turning Children's Hospital crime show parody NTSF:SD:SUV into its own spinoff series, which is the best idea I've heard since naming a show Knife Fight. I can only hope the show's official tagline is "Tell me your future thoughts!"

And lastly, January Jones is going to be the 2011 face of Versace. Watch out for Donatella, girl. She'll eat your youth for breakfast.