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TWoP 10: What Jennifer Grey Will Inevitably End Up Doing

by Angel Cohn November 24, 2010 2:00 PM
TWoP 10: What Jennifer Grey Will Inevitably End Up Doing

Now that Jennifer Grey has won Dancing With the Stars, we're sure she'll be so excited to be back in the spotlight that she'll start taking every opportunity that comes along in order to stay famous. And we're guessing that ABC will be especially happy to throw some jobs her way given that she did help them dodge a bullet by beating Bristol Palin. Here's what we expect:

10. Grey's Anatomy
Lexie Grey and Meredith Grey, meet your long-lost cousin, Jennifer. She'll be coming in for a nose-job repair from Mark Sloane.

9. Hellcats
That squad has the lamest moves ever. Grey could choreograph, and her annoying habits would blend right in with everyone else's. It's a perfect fit.

8. Wipeout
She'll be the one on the sidelines throwing watermelons at people.

7. Celebrity Rehab
It's possible that she'll end up with a painkiller addiction, since she probably had to be taking something to survive all those injuries. If not, maybe Dr. Drew can tackle physical rehab one season.

6. Glee
Who knows if she can sing, but who cares? It's Glee -- no interested guest star gets turned down. Maybe she can perform one of her dad's old numbers from Cabaret. Otherwise they can just pull a Mike Chang and have her mostly dance.

5. Dexter
Make her a villain. After all, this show has a knack for taking actors we can't stand and making them tolerable by having them kill people.

4. Celebrity Apprentice
If she's going to do another reality show, this one would probably be the best choice. If nothing else, she wouldn't be required to put her body through the wringer - only her dignity.

3. Brothers & Sisters
Another surprise sibling? A marriage counselor (just like Grey's dad played on the show)? A love interest for Justin when he decides to move to cougar town? Hell, this is where former Dancing With the Stars runner-up Gilles Marini landed, so they should gladly find her a spot.

2. Raising Hope
She could play a social worker who comes to the house to tell them not to put baby in the corner. (Stop groaning; we couldn't resist.)

1. Cougar Town
Oh, Ellie would take Grey and her annoying voice down so beautifully. Make her a love interest for Bobby and just watch Jules spin out of control, followed by a random dance-off in the middle of the cul-de-sac. We bet Jules would pull out some of her old "Dancing in the Dark" moves and Jennifer could throw back with some "this is my dance space" attitude.

4 Comments

November 24, 2010 3:44 PM
Trace
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Didn't like her much on DwtS, but I'd love that guest spot on Cougar Town.

November 24, 2010 5:37 PM
zkw
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I really like the sound of that Cougar Town episode. So much so, I'm disappointed that it's unlikely to happen.

November 25, 2010 5:06 AM
kk
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How about none of the above. What she really needs to do is host a show for hypochondriacs and whiners called "Organ Recitals". Every week the audience gets treated to a bunch of has-been actors whining and moping about their aches and pains. And they can reminisce about their ONE big hit show, movie or song. Just like Jennifer did all season on DWTS.

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