It's become somewhat of an annual tradition here at TWoP to suggest New Year's resolutions that we wished TV shows would keep. Sometimes they do, sometimes they don't, but that's about par for the course with resolutions in general, right?

Yet another Kardashian reality show spin-off and yet another rumor about a couple big name actresses having cameos on Glee. Same TV news stories, different day...

Another slow television news day, but at least we have a cameo by everyone's favorite eyeliner-wearing '90s gay best friend (Wilson Cruz) on Grey's Anatomy to look forward to, plus a vampire gathering!

Same-sex sparks fly on Glee (the non-cheerleader kind) for Kurt and Blaine, and Cablevision makes a deal to air Oprah's new network (though I can't imagine them having much choice against the ruler of the TV world), in today's news...

Gift card burning a hole in your pocket? Why not spend it on a show featuring a bevy of over-the-top cartoon characters? No, not Jersey Shore, although that's out this week, as well.

We meet the next potential victim of a Jill Zarin friendship, and Tron gets adapted to a TV series in today's news...

It's that time of year again, when one person's (or network's) trash can become another's treasure. But instead of taking our chances on a Yankee swap of some of TV's most interesting characters, we're just going ahead and repackaging these folks and shipping them off to new homes where they might actually be appreciated.

Good news for anyone DVRing Sarah Palin's Alaska, and MTV tackles abortion in today's news... what would Mama Bear Palin think?!

Kenneth the Page will be distraught to know that Tracy Jordan will be missing from a couple episodes of 30 Rock in March, plus Pee-wee Herman strikes a deal with HBO for a special. It's a mixed news day for overly-enthusiastic skinny guys...

The existence of U2 vs. new Futurama? Even Walternate would know which to pick.