A day after Jon Cryer joked about checking TMZ for updates on his Two and a Half Men co-star, TMZ reported that Charlie Sheen was rushed to the hospital following a night of Red Hot Chili Peppers karaoke. Never emulate Anthony Kiedis, kids.

Will Ferrell will guest-star on The Office for a few episodes this season, playing another inappropriate Dunder-Mifflin branch manager. Steve Carell will also be in at least one of the episodes, which we suppose qualifies as an Anchorman reunion, but so would nearly any two male comedic actors standing next to each other.

Non-Ferrell guest-star round-up! Real Housewife The Countess will play an art patron and nude model on Law & Order: SVU! Bradley Whitford will act opposite his old West Wing co-star as a witness on In Plain Sight! And Sean "P. Diddy" Combs will play a New York cop on Hawaii Five-0! Your pop culture just exploded, son!

Casting round-up! A kid from Skins (UK version) will play William Adama on Battlestar Galctica: Blood and Chrome! Another Brit, Joseph Morgan, will play Klaus on Vampire Diaries! Jack McGee and Tony Hale are also going to be on things!

They aren't even married yet, but Prince William and fiancée Kate Middleton are already a Lifetime movie. Why watch the wedding, when you can watch the dramatization of the wedding?

Pilot news! And we don't mean Sully Sullenberger! ABC has greenlit Other People's Kids, about a man who falls in love with a woman with two kids, an ex-husband and ex-in-laws, and NBC has picked up four more pilots, including one from Chelsea Handler, one from Jack Black, and one from Whitney Cummings. Also, one about people who work at a Pilgrim theme park, which already sounds the funniest, mainly due to the absence of Handler, Black and Cummings.

Remember the Thundercats? Well, they've finally been let loose. Spay and neuter your pets, people.

Jersey Shore's Ronnie may or may not be allowed into Italy. Because if there's one thing Italy can't stand, it's gorilla juiceheads. Also, fascism. Usually.