Today's Charlie Sheen update is just full of crazy, but you already knew that. Here's what went down on the broadcast networks (with full videos here). Then this afternoon he gave a live interview with TMZ that might have been the final straw for his publicist who has resigned. And for anyone who hasn't see them yet, Cats Quoting Charlie Sheen!

And while Charlie's off giving interviews to everyone on the planet, CBS is apparently wooing John Stamos to take over the role on Two and a Half Men. Better than him being an afterthought on Glee, I suppose.

Every time I try to stop watching SNL the show just keeps pulling me back in.Sir Elton John will be hosting SNL in April. The only way this episode can fail is if they can't get him to sing "What Up Wit Dat?" Before then there will be a few other fun episodes including the triumphant return of Zach Galifianakis.

Good news, everyone! Both Episodes and Shameless have been given second season orders.

Cold Case fans, you'll be happy to hear that Danny Pino is staring in S.I.L.A. While the show seems like a serious drama about drug trafficking, Pino will be playing a surfer cop so hopefully there will be a Point Break kind of vibe or at least a lot of Pino shirtless.

Thanks to the success of The Walking Dead, another awesome comic is about to get the small screen treatment. Powers has been picked up for a pilot by FX. Makes sense considering the comic is like every other FX show, but with people who have superpowers.

I am sure you all have been like me, mourning the failure of Just Legal, barely sustaining yourselves with his short run on Eastbound and Down, but we can now breathe a sigh of relief. Don Johnson is returning to TV as an aging hair stylist. The dream of the '80s has suddenly been brought back to life!

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