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Westeros Unscripted: Reality Shows Inspired by <i>Game of Thrones</i>

With heads being chopped off, little kids getting pushed off of high ledges and Peter Dinklage bedding whores, the much-anticipated premiere of HBO's Game of Thrones was pretty awesome and we're looking forward to the rest of the season. But it's not enough. We want our fantasy literature addiction to combine with our favorite guilty pleasure TV genre and produce more shows that take place in the world created by George R.R. Martin. Here are the reality shows of ice and fire we wish we could see:

Who Wants to Be a Targaryen Queen?
If you can live through satisfying forty thousand men and their horses, the Iron Throne could be yours.

Ice Wall Workers
Everything is on the line as these men are forced to face off blue-eyed zombies.

Dancing with the Starks
Marvel at Winterfell's nobles as they perform amazing dances with some of the best minstrels from the Seven Kingdoms. You win or you die.

Little Lords, Big Castles
Just because you're a dwarf in a medieval world doesn't mean you can't rule (or need a beard).

Keeping Up with the Lannisters
The only people they think are sexier than themselves are their siblings.

Daenerys Ever After
Marrying the khal was just the start of her fairy tale.

Sister Wife
"Your Highness, I think you've already met my girlfriend..."

The Real World: Winterfell
Can a group of strangers survive the long winter when commoners stop being polite and start being real?

Bastard Apprentice
No inheritance, no family name and each throne room showdown ends with the loser being literally thrown to the (dire) wolves.

Extreme Hording: Dothraki Edition
Watch as these undefeated warriors are forced to fit more women, slaves and horses then they know what to do with into their tents.

The Dire Wolf Whisperer
If you don't know how to be a pack leader to your pets, it might be time to call Bran Stark.

Westeros' Next Hand of the King
For some, it's an honor they could do without. For others, it's the chance of a lifetime.

The Real Housewives of King's Landing
Follow Cersei Lannister and her handmaidens as they try to live the royal life even during the most difficult times in King's Landing.

Hole in the Turret: Royal Edition
Getting to the hole isn't the hard part, surviving after looking through it is.

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