Kody Brown, Josh Duggar and Kate Gosselin (A show about kids that is even sadder than Toddlers and Tiaras.)
Dr. Drew, Guy Fieri and Survivor's "Secret Agent" Phillip (Professionals in their fields and professionals at being douches.)
Real World/Road Rules Challenge's CT, Teen Mom's Amber and Scott Disick (Anger management edition)
Patti Stanger, Tyra Banks and Wendy Williams (So. Much. Yelling.)
Kendra Wilkinson, Rock of Love Bus's Ashley and JWoWW (My personal favorite. The reasons should be obvious.)
Kim Zolciak, Pauly D and Sanjaya (Hairdos unite!)
Joan Rivers, Janice Dickinson and The Real Housewives of Miami's Elsa the Witch (Faces!)
The Fabulous Beekman Boys, Rupaul's Drag Race's Shangela, and Chris March (So sparkly.)
Big Brother's Jorff, Snooki and a Hoarders flattened cat carcass (The brain power alone!)

Your ideas? Leave 'em in the comments!