Today's news is almost as good as the feeling of buying Easter candy on clearance the Monday morning after the holiday.
Because circling the globe can get boring after the second time, Boston Rob Mariano has decided to spice things up. He will be hosting a History Channel show in which he will travel around the world using 80 different kinds of transportation without repeating any. The idea of Boston Rob in a dirigible is priceless if only for the tasteless Hindenburg jokes.
Desperate for attention, Simon Cowell is now trying to start rumors that Paula Abdul will be on The X Factor. That's right, Simon, go ahead and make it even more difficult to know the difference between this show and Idol.
Finally, a Twitter account that deserves a TV show is getting one. Coco (Ice-T's wife) is currently filming a reality TV show for E!. We can probably expect partying, lots of blurred nudity and shots of Ice-T smiling approvingly.
Making sure to add even more feelings of guilt and socially demanded gratitude to Mother's Day, the Hallmark Channel will be presenting an interview special focusing on the military with Michelle Obama, Jill Biden and Martha Stewart. With programming like this, it's like your TV will be trying to make you turn it off and remind you to frcall your mom that day.
Law & Order: Criminal Intent will be investigating a case based on the Spider-Man musical. Because, really, the best place for a gritty cop show to rip headlines from is the Style section.
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