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Who Is the Most Heinous Reality Star This Week?

I know we all have Royal Wedding fever today -- or if you're me, Royal Wedding hats fever -- but it is still Friday, which means it's time to take a break from The Most Important Wedding of All Time to turn our attention to royals of a different kind: the royal douchebags of this week's reality TV. Here are my five nominees, plus this week's winner. Don't worry, I'll try to make it brief so you don't feel like you're cheating on Catherine (I try to honor the Queen and abstain from calling her Kate) and William too much.

Dustin Zito, The Real World: Las Vegas
No judgments here -- if you want to be a gay-for-pay porn star, then you drop trou and get that money, Dustin. But you can't keep that kind of a secret from the girl you're sleeping with. That's just heinous.

Kent, The Amazing Race
Has anyone in the history of the world ever whined as much as Kent has these past few weeks? I still love the Goths for reasons even I barely remember anymore, but when Vyxsin opted to pull him around Switzerland in a luggage carrier like he was her child at the grocery store just to put an end to his whimpering, I knew he had to go on this list.

Peggy's Husband, The Real Housewives of Orange County
I guess it's fine, if pretty desperate, to want a celebrity chef -- any celebrity chef, you really don't care which one -- to cater your house party so all your friends will think you're so rich, but when Bravo hooks you up with Susan Feniger, one of the biggest Mexican food chefs in L.A., do you have to be such a dick about how lowbrow you think Mexican cuisine is? And nice job grossing her out with that fried Oreo idea, you new-money trash.

NeNe, Celebrity Apprentice
Ordinarily, I love NeNe. But passing up an opportunity to team up with La Toya to oust formidable competitor Star Jones in favor of dumping on La Toya some more isn't just unnecessary and mean, but also unforgivably moronic. She's really going to regret that genius idea when Star wins this whole thing.

Josh, 16 & Pregnant
Kid, I know you hate your baby mama's family and everything, but maybe leaving the poor girl on the side of the road while you burn rubber down the highway with your newborn twins in the car isn't the best way to resolve that problem. Clearly, the mature thing to do would have been to leave them on the side of the road, too. I'm pretty sure.

Winner:
NeNe. I'll take child-endangerment or cheating on your lady with dozens of dudes over someone who passes up the chance to put an end to Star Jones on my television any day.

Your thoughts? Alternate nominees? Hopes for next week? Leave them all in the comments.

11 Comments

April 29, 2011 1:30 PM
Steven
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The headline for this post is disgustingly offensive.

"Didn't tell his girlfriend he was gay"? He's not gay. Gross, homophobic sensationalism.

What the FUCK is wrong with you, TWoP? You should know better.

April 29, 2011 2:17 PM
platypus
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There is nothing wrong with a fried oreo. You can get three for 2 dollars at the concession stand during basketball games at the high school I teach at and they are magically delicious.

With that said (or written), I would eat anything Susan Feniger put in front of me. I thanked her profusely for it.

April 29, 2011 3:16 PM
hi im reality
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Steven...if you give blow jobs to men you're gay. I'm sorry that I just blew your mind...come out already. I'm so over this oversensitive homophobia witch hunt thing going on. I live in san francisco so the gay civil rights movement has been at the forefront of my citys culture since I was born. None of it is lost on me...and you'd have to be blind to not notice how oversaturated with homosexuality television has become over the past 5 years thus leading to hypersensitivity on all things gay. There's good reason for it...then it becomes akin to playing the race card. I'm black, I get it. Things get sticky. But the dude f*cks men. He's gay and there's nothing offensive about calling it what it is. His girlfriend should sue for potentially exposing her to the std ridden porn industry and having to kiss a dude who just stuck a tongue up someones butt.

April 29, 2011 3:25 PM
wordz
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According to Jacob everyone on American Idol gives blowjobs freely. That must be where it come from.

April 29, 2011 4:15 PM
Dan
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replied to comment from hi im reality

Dustin is most likely bisexual, not gay. He only had sex with a guy once (on camera) and gave a blowjob or two. He was far from the porn world (no relation to the real world) you seem to be describing.

Accusations of homophobia have been flying with this story because many people think that if he had been in straight porn not nearly as many people would care. To a lot of people, saying he exposed the girl to STDs bypasses the legitimate worry that pornstars have several partners and goes straight to the slur that gay = hiv-positive.

Also, there is a wide-spread phenomenon of gay-for-pay in the porn industry. Clearly some is just fake pandering, and even more of it consists of guys that are bi/gay but do not want to admit it. however, there are documented examples of guys that are in 'committed' heterosexual relationships outside of their work.

Clearly people should be more careful about who they sleep with and their parters' sexual histories, but there is a stigma many women have against bisexual men. (and men as well, but a straight man doesn't have to worry about sleeping with any men so that's beside the point)

April 30, 2011 12:32 AM
aMil
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Honestly I think Donald should win this week for being a douche bag extraordinaire.

April 30, 2011 1:36 AM
Steven
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Sorry, hi i'm reality, but your homophobia does not make the article's homophobia okay.

Is is absolutely not true that putting a penis in your mouth makes you gay if you don't feel same-sex attraction. Hell, if you saw how hilariously uncomfortable Zito looked as "Spencer" you would know that for sure.

And Dan, I appreciate your comment, but there is no reason to believe the man is "most likely" bisexual because he did gay things for money. If he says he's straight, we have no reason to disagree.

The headline claiming that Zito "didn't tell his girlfriend he was gay" (which was what the headline said when I first posted, but has now been changed) was inaccurate and plays on gross "gay panic" triggers.

The actual entry in the article is more accurate, although I happen to disagree with the writer's moral implication that it's "heinous" to keep an embarrassing former profession secret during the first weeks of a relationship with someone. I say as long as he's gotten himself tested, he had no moral imperative to reveal this extremely personal story to his brand new girlfriend.

The blurb at the end goes right back in the toilet, though, describing Zito as "cheating on your lady with dozens of dudes" which is utterly inaccurate, given that his time as a porn star ended long before he met this girl, let alone got together with her.

All in all, this article is super, super gross and beneath TWoP.

April 30, 2011 8:56 AM
Dan
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replied to comment from Steven

I said he's most likely bi because the sometimes homophobic things he said on the real world made him look like he was trying to overcompensate for his own sexuality. 'most likely' meaning he could be straight, but most men who have sex with men are not.

April 30, 2011 3:29 PM
FakeName
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replied to comment from hi im reality

hi im reality, 1957 called and wanted me to let you know it's embarrassed by your idiocy.

May 1, 2011 7:31 PM
Taylor
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I totally agree with all of Stevens comments.A man have sexual contact with a another man doesnt make him gay, just like two girls making out or having sex doesn't make them full blown lesbian. Remember people have/use sex for alot of different reasons.

May 15, 2012 10:46 PM
Yuuta
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