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<i>Celebrity Wife Swap</i>: Swaps We Need to See

Because we need a celebrity version of everything, ABC has ordered Celebrity Wife Swap, wherein celebrities from opposing walks of life will switch spouses for a week in the same chaste extended key party format as the regular people edition -- but better! Rumor has it the show is gunning for SNL alum and noted homophobe Victoria Jackson for an episode, so I think it's safe to say they're really reaching for the crazy stars here. And since I live to help the networks with these kinds of things, here are some fun swap ideas I know I for one would watch the hell out of.

Lisa Rinna and Harry Hamlin with... Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon!
Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne with... Sister Wives' Meri, Janelle, Christine, Robyn and Kody Brown!
Donald and Melania Trump with... The Fabulous Beekman Boys!
Rob and Amber Mariano with... Elisabeth and Tim Hasselbeck!
Katy Perry and Russell Brand with... Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar!
Sarah and Todd Palin with... Ellen DeGeneres and Portia De Rossi!
Kendra Wilkinson and Hank Baskett with... James Carville and Mary Matalin!
Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag with... The Real Housewives of New Jersey's Teresa and Joe Giudice!
Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom with... Matt and Amy Roloff!
Kathie Lee and Frank Gifford with... Randy and Evi Quaid!

Your dream celebrity wife swaps? Stop worrying about how weird this whole concept is and just leave your bids in the comments!

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