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Who Was the Most Heinous Person on Reality TV This Week?

Frankly, just about everybody involved with American Idol at this point could be nominees this week, but for the sake of diversity, I have only one nominee from that horror show and four deserving nominees from other shows entirely. Let's get right to the bloodshed, shall we?

Jill Zarin (The Real Housewives of New York)
Stupid Australia, taking the glorious hypocrisy and pettiness of Jill Zarin away from us for so many episodes this season. Luckily, she's back, and insisting she's staying out of the drama... while berating a bride about why she invited Ramona to her wedding, tasking Cindy with telling the world that Ramona is horrible, fighting with Ramona in public and basically replacing her Bethenny addiction with a destroying Ramona addiction. She's like those lap band surgery people who become drunks, but worse.

Scotty McCreery (American Idol)
Our first repeat offender! Last time, he was here for smirking incessantly and holding his microphone oddly. This time, he's here for exploiting the nation's painful memories of 9/11 a week after Osama bin Laden was killed for his own personal gain. So, nice to see he's really going full asshole now.

Jade (The Bad Girls Club)
This girl clearly came to the reunion just to shill her website, and though Bad Girls Club reunions may not warrant a whole lot of reverence, that's still pretty gross. And while I do applaud her hair-pulling, underwear-flashing brawler antics, that's all negated by her participation in cake abuse, which I, like Tanisha, cannot abide.

Slade Smiley (The Real Housewives of Orange County)
Shut up, get a job and stop whining about how the internet is so mean to you. You're not a victim of anything if you're just living off your girlfriend and refusing to change industries and take a little pay cut.

Andrea (Survivor)
People who go on Survivor and then cry about the way the game is played like it came as some surprise to them: annoying. People who cry about the way the game is played to the people they themselves have previously screwed over and double-crossed: heinous. Andrea is the second one.

Winner:
Scotty McCreery. He manipulated viewers in the most appalling way imaginable, plus he acted like Lady Gaga would get gay-friendly cooties all over him. Please, tell your grandmothers to stop voting for him.

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