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TWoP 10: Recent Shows That Should Be Rebooted

by Angel Cohn June 3, 2011 6:00 AM
TWoP 10: Recent Shows That Should Be Rebooted

DC Comics recently announced that they were going to restart their legendary titles with new issue No. 1's, in addition to giving legendary characters a more contemporary look and streamlined histories in order to appeal to potential readers who've been intimidated by decades of convoluted continuity. The news has caused a justifiably huge stir in the comic book blogosphere (as has the parallel announcement of day-and-date digital downloads), but for us, the most interesting question was: could this work for television shows? Here are the current (or recently concluded) series that we think are most in need of a DC-style reboot:

10. Glee
Continuity has clearly not been a huge priority for the show, so it wouldn't be too hard to scale it back to focus on a teen girl who loved musical theater (enough to know that Cats left Broadway years ago) but was stuck in a small Midwestern town that didn't appreciate her. Sue Sylvester could have a fresh crop of other kids to berate, while original songs would be verboten.

9. Jersey Shore
Deena fell off a bridge, Snooki hit a cop.... we know everything that's going to happen in Italy months before it actually airs thanks to the paparazzi. There's almost no point to even tune in anymore. Time to restart with a brand-new gang of gorilla juiceheads and guidettes who can shock, disgust and entertain us anew.

8. Smallville
Rewatching the pilot shortly before the series signed off made us nostalgic for the farm boy who was coming to terms with the idea that he could run really, really fast. We'd gladly revisit that era (albeit with better actors) as long as we never saw costumed characters running around Metropolis.

7. The Event
It's hard to remember now, but this much derided show's pilot was actually promising; it was the subsequent plot-less episodes that ruined the concept. So start all over, with a peppy young thing playing Sophia, more of a focus on Sean discovering the aliens and, you know, maybe an event or two.

6. Chuck
A nerdy video gamer lusting after a girl who is way out of his league, who then gets a superpower computer implanted in his brain? That's our idea of a perfect superhero show. Too bad the nerd had to become an excellent spy and hook up with his crush, killing both the suspense and the romantic tension. Be kind, rewind.

5. Survivor
We're dreading another season of Redemption Island, especially because of the unnecessary inclusion of veteran players to railroad the newbies. If only the show could go back to featuring players who actually attempted to outwit, outplay and outlast - without the benefit of past experience or immunity idols.

4. Grey's Anatomy
Trying to remember who has slept with whom at this point requires both a spreadsheet and a Venn diagram (an abacus doesn't hurt, either). Perhaps if/when Mer and McDreamy leave, Shonda Rhimes could use their departures as an excuse to bring in a whole new cast of semi-professional docs.

3. House
Once must-see TV, now utterly preposterous, completely frustrating and totally ridiculous, this is another medical drama in dire need of turning back the clock to a time when House wasn't attempting murder and helped patients we occasionally cared about. Something tells us Cuddy might need to be recast, though...

2. How I Met Your Mother
We were charmed and intrigued back when we still had hope that the show would actually introduce us to the titular mother at some point - before all of the near misses and fake-out weddings. Can't Bob Saget reveal he's been lying to his kids all this time and start telling them the real story?

1. Supernatural
Forget the angels and being sent to hell a million times, and just get our delightful Winchester brothers back on the road fighting all manner of otherworldly nasties in small towns across America. Throw in a resurrection of Jeffrey Dean Morgan and this show could run until the apocalypse really arrives.

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35 Comments

June 3, 2011 11:56 AM
G-Dawg
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Re: Supernatural-The sad thing is, getting Sam & Dean back to basics, hunting monsters on a roadtrip with no apocalyptic, epic stuff...the producers promise us that EVERY year, but they are LYING LIARS WHO LIE.

June 3, 2011 12:09 PM
Ess Cee
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Yeah, Supernatural promised us a "back to basics" season 6. Cue further rehashing of angelic warfare, hell-angst, and Purgatory: the Extra Afterlife for when Heaven and Hell just aren't tedious enough. ::sigh::

Have to disagree about Chuck, though. I always thought that show developed its characters fairly organically. And it has a definitie end-date, thank goodness.

June 3, 2011 12:22 PM
AMF
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RE: How I Met Your Mother
I recommend not focusing on the titular moment and focus on the "how" part of the show's title. It's that little piece right there that declares the show to be a journey through life events and the show continues to do that with flair.

June 3, 2011 12:29 PM
scagneti
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Was positive Alias would be on the list. This time, they could start from the ending and work their way backwards to the start. Also that lame Lost ending needs to be reworked. Maybe they could just retool Season 6??

June 3, 2011 12:37 PM
smices
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I never considered Glee to be about "a teen girl who loved musical theater" (i.e. Rachel). I considered it to be about a group of misfits who bonded together through their love of music to become a quasi-family. If they can get back to that instead of this constant game of musical relationships, I'd be happy.

June 3, 2011 12:41 PM
Eric
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"Heroes" seems pretty obvious to me, much more so than "The Event." Season 1 had a ton of potential, and then it all went so very wrong so very quickly. Have some kind of game plan -- a REAL game plan, not one that changes every five minutes -- and competent writers and it could be amazing.

June 3, 2011 12:53 PM
ipj
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You are absolutely not allowed to complain that Chuck (or any other TV shot) got its characters together after years of lusting. Lust, lust, ust, yearn, wonder, fake kiss, etc, etc, on and on and on, it's just awful. At least for most of the run they had an actual reason not to date (Sarah would be reassigned if emotionally involved with her protectee) but that couldn't last forever and make anyone care a jot. Come on. Lusting after the unattainable is all well and good for a season; after that you need to either attain or move on.

June 3, 2011 2:09 PM
Celine
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I like that Chuck and Sarah got together. It's better than having two characters pine for each other to the point where you just don't care if they get together or not.

June 3, 2011 2:12 PM
Judi
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Re: "Jersey Shore"

"There's almost no point to even tune in anymore."

"Almost"? "Anymore"?

June 3, 2011 2:56 PM
Shannon
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I feel like people keep forgetting that Supernatural was only really about "saving people, hunting things, the family business" and road trips for, like, a hot second. Even early in season 1 they started laying the foundation for bigger things like Sam and his psychic-ness and all of the YED's "special kids". The show had huge seasonal arcs from the get-go, this isn't a recent event. They hunted things and listened to old-school rock at the same time as they were doing things to set up for much bigger stories. It can't "go back" to something it never was in the first place.

Now what's really hurting this show is having a Sam-fangirl at the helm (i.e. Sera Gamble). She only wants to give Sam big stories, but at the expense of other characters, especially Dean. He's been reduced to freakin' Supernanny every time Sam losses his soul or get a damn paper cut. She waters Dean down to a home-sick, love-struck idiot while making Sam more and more annoying and a perpetual victim of whatever. Dean is, IMO, the more interesting character and season 4 showed that the brother could have independent storylines while still having the show be good. There has been a bit of an angel overload (too much of a good thing..?) but with Misha Collins not being a series regular is season 7, maybe it won't be as bad. But, hell, Gamble's still in charge, so I'm not holding my breath.

June 3, 2011 3:26 PM
Lewis
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Supernatural S 1, 2, or 3 is good. 4-6 suck. Probably should have gone with Kripke's five year arc and maybe all would have been well in hell.

June 3, 2011 3:29 PM
rw
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You're completely missing the point. The "go back to its roots" is not a call to get rid of seasonal arcs altogether, but to remember that the show was, in fact, about "saving people, hunting things, the family business" once upon a time even as it laid the foundation for bigger stories like Sam's psychicness and the YED's special kids. In the last few seasons the "saving people, hunting things" theme has completely collapsed under the weight of the seasonal arcs, and things that were once pieces of the overall show (demons, angels) now completely monopolize it.

June 3, 2011 3:31 PM
sjustme
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replied to comment from Judi

(bows down to Judi) :)

June 3, 2011 5:20 PM
Ess Cee
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replied to comment from Shannon

I partially agree with some of what you say, in that there were always overarching story lines, but I think that the show has become very imbalanced - too much emphasis on turgid 'epic' storylines and an overindulgence in angst has just eaten the show alive. When I say I want a 'reboot', I aminly want the show to go back to a place where Sam & Dean were occasionally successful, and that their existence was something besides an tortuous slog of misery and failure that even death cannot stop.

June 3, 2011 6:22 PM
Irish Wolf
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replied to comment from Eric

Reboot Heroes, and this time, let the writers at least consult comic-books writers, if not being comic writers themselves. I posted something about this a while back in the New Rules for TV thread, in the Potluck area, to the effect that any given writer for such a series must read at least one year's output of at least five titles; any "surprise plot twists" that would be regarded as too stale for [i]Uncanny X-Men[/i] or [i]Justice League of America[/i] would have to be excised immediately. This specifically includes visits to dystopic futures caused directly by something a given character did or didn't do.

June 3, 2011 10:34 PM
tam1MI
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Reboot GENERAL HOSPITAL.

And no, I am not kidding.

June 3, 2011 11:00 PM
Nemesis
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I have my suspicions that this kind of comment is written by a "fan-girl" in the audience whose preferred character isn't getting all the attention. You're never going to please the fan-girls, so writers should do what they believe is right. Trying to please the Logan Echolls fan-girls is what ruined Veronica Mars.

June 3, 2011 11:01 PM
Nemesis
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replied to comment from tam1MI

What? You want to go back to the days of General Hospital when pairing off a rapist and his victim was the height of "romance?"

June 3, 2011 11:38 PM
dr pepper
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Reboot Galactica, give the characters more rational motivations, and tone down the mythology.

June 3, 2011 11:40 PM
tam1MI
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replied to comment from Nemesis

That's one of the things that could get written out in a reboot. Along with the mobster and the hired killer that are supposed tobeth romantic leads.

June 4, 2011 5:13 AM
Leslie
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I'd be happy if Supernatural would just go back and revisit Muncie, Indiana and get AT LEAST ONE OF THE LOCAL DETAILS RIGHT, FOR THE LOVE OF GOODNESS. Not that I'm bitter.

June 4, 2011 5:15 AM
palsmarties
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It might be best if instead of constantly rebooting shows (Happens enough with movies already.), people could just try writing new original stories for people to fall in love with?

June 4, 2011 11:29 AM
WhyGlee
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I disagree about Glee. The point that's most annoying fans is that it doesn't stop being "The Rachel Show" and occasionally forces tons of dull Rachel/Finn and Rachel/Finn/Quinn on us. I personally love almost all of the other characters, I'm just sick of those two.

June 4, 2011 12:31 PM
Alana
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I'm not sure why anyone would ever want to return to the saccharine early days of Smallville. At least the last few seasons had a bit of bite and a sense of humor. Early Smallville was Seventh Heaven with more annoying characters.

June 4, 2011 12:59 PM
Madelyn
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Supernatural kind of recently got a reboot in the form of an anime. Haven't seen it yet, but it looks quite gritty.

June 4, 2011 3:04 PM
Ace
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replied to comment from Leslie

For the record, Leslie, they got Richardson, TX, spectacularly wrong too... and it's Jensen's hometown! I'm pretty sure every town the brothers visit on that show looks a lot less like Canada in real life.

June 4, 2011 3:53 PM
Erin K
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I'm with Ess Cee and ipj: Will-they-or-won't-they couples are great to jump-start a show, but that tension can only be stretched so far before it just becomes grating. Relying upon it to heavily (and maintaining it via thin contrivance) is lazy writing.

I'm glad they got Sarah and Chuck together, and the question of how a relationship changes as people in the relationship grow and change is real and intriguing. Way better than "Will they ever make out?" My issue with Chuck right now is that they chose to make Morgan the new Chuck. It's a shortened season, and freelance spying + dealing with Sarah's mysterious mom would be enough without Morgan as Intersect.

June 4, 2011 10:05 PM
KK
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What about Gossip Girl? I'm not saying reboot to season 1, but I think season 4 and most of season 3 could be completely erased. To me, they've royally screwed this show up.

June 5, 2011 12:36 AM
Shannon
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replied to comment from Ess Cee

I agree that the show has become overly and unnecessarily angst-y. Sometimes, I feel like I can kind of see where the writers are trying to go with it (like Dean/Cas, only if you squint really hard), but then there's a point where it just doesn't belong. Case in point: Dean, Lisa and Ben. I get that Dean's always wanted a "family" but...come on. The point's been addressed and now it's time to move on or else you stall the entire pace of the show. And then the angst about Sam and his soul, etc., etc. It's gotten to the point where it just completely weighs episodes down.

Even though the first season was shot very dark, it never FELT dark and depressing like now. And even though I liked the element of the angels (before it just got ridiculous), it's taken the show down a path that should've been avoided at all cost. Cas season 4? Awesome. Damn near every other angel since (with the exception of a few)? Progressively less so.

June 5, 2011 12:44 AM
Shannon
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replied to comment from Nemesis

Actually, Dean is my favorite character, but I'm not the head-writer of the freakin' show, so it's less of a problem with me having an obvious favorite and more so when the HW does and it hurts the show. It's not a bad thing to be a "fan-girl" or "fan-boy" for a particular character, but it is a whole 'nother thing entirely when the writing shows that one is favored to the point where it seems like the characters themselves have traded personalities to an extent.

I don't want Dean to have all of the attention. I would like it so that the characters can have this reallyclose bond but still be able to have equally interesting stories on their own. Or at the very least if one is going to carry the bulk of the storyline, the other characters shouldn't suffer from it. And I think Dean has because he's been reduced to Sam's nursemaid. And then it makes Dean all whiny and pathetic and make Sam look like he can't do a damn thing on his own and it's just stupid and needs to stop.

(Cas is also a favorite of mine who's become needlessly whiny this season..well, until the finale that is)

June 5, 2011 12:51 AM
Shannon
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Ok, gotcha. I can agree with that.

The seasonal arcs do have a heavier feel to them now than in the past. But the strange thing is, I feel like their trying to inject more (what to me seem like) random Ha-Ha Funny episodes now to lighten things up a bit than they did before but it doesn't really work all that great. Now it seems like their trying too hard and going too big only to end up right back where they started.

June 5, 2011 7:35 AM
Sedric
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Totally agree on Survivor. The closest, I think, to the first few seasons of Survivor was the Fans v. Favorites. Loved that one, with the whole Black Widow brigade and everything. It was meh again from seasons 18 onwards.

Although I'm not a big fan of Glee anymore, I disagree with bringing it back to being a show about Rachel. What I used to love about Glee was its wit and its refreshing take on high school - it's now just a slew of afterschool specials. I'd say hire more writers (or replace the writers of the facepalm-worthy second season) to give it new life.

June 5, 2011 1:22 PM
Cats with Knives
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The Office. When the characters were reprehensible and the cringe-worthy moments were frequent!

June 6, 2011 11:11 AM
Lizz
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At this point, I don't know if rebooting Supernatural would save it for me. I stopped watching when Dean started crying every. Single. Episode, there was a Grace Kidney in a tree, no wait a bottle, and when Sam turned into someone completely unrecognizable so that Dean could be the saint and Sammy the sinner. Since then I have popped in here to look at the episode recaps, and so far nothing has made me regret my decision to kick this show off of my DVR.

I would be happy with Glee if they would just remember that Rachel used to be her own person without Finn, Kurt used to be awesome before he was a saint, and for the love of all that is good and holy, Quinn had a baby last season.

July 25, 2011 4:17 PM
Ricky Esler
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watching anime. p=

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