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Since we called out some of the TV mothers who make their children's lives a living hell, it seemed only fair to do the same for the male characters who are just reprehensible when it comes to raising kids. Since there were so many bad dads to choose from (Don Draper, we're looking at you) we had to narrow it down to those who were recently (or soon to be, Walter White) on air. And John Gilbert, consider yourself lucky that you sacrificed yourself or you'd be at the top of our list.
10. Derek Shepherd (Grey's Anatomy)
He's barely been a father yet, but he's already screwed up. He told his wife that she'd make a terrible mother and refused to answer her calls when she was trying to inform him about the arrival of their adopted child. And although he was psyched about adopting and pressured his wife into getting married and bringing this baby home, he did nothing in the way of preparation. Not even a car seat, or an outfit. Instead, he's sulking and sleeping outside of the house that he's taking years to finish building.
9. Rufus Humphrey (Gossip Girl)
If you asked him to name all of his children and stepchildren, he probably couldn't do it. God forbid you actually ask him where any of them actually are at any given moment. He's self-involved and oblivious, while his kids have dabbled in drug dealing and have been blackmailed by crazy women with babies. There's no doubt that he'd let them just take off across the world without any parental supervision.
8. Byron Montgomery (Pretty Little Liars)
He had an affair and decided to keep it a secret by moving his family to Iceland for a year. Then he came home, essentially forgot that his son existed because he was busy trying to date his wife again and remained completely clueless to the fact that his daughter is not only sexing up a teacher but also being stalked by a crazed psycho.
7. The Doctor (Doctor Who)
Admittedly his child was never really an infant. She was brought forth from a piece of DNA as a fully formed adult. And he thinks she's dead. But still, he's the Doctor -- he should be able to sense that his daughter is out there somewhere, or at least think about Jenny every now and then.
6. Mr. & Mr. Berry (Glee)
These two men (whom we've never seen) have raised one of the most grating and annoying children on the planet. And they just let her run around totally unaware of her obnoxiousness. Do they say nothing about the Slushie stains on her wardrobe? Do they give her no advice on dating? Have they ever met her favorite teacher or attended any of her public performances?
5. Eddie Lawson (Royal Pains)
Oh, Fonzie, why do you treat your boys like this? He cleared out the bank accounts and abandoned them when they were young -- while their mother was dying. Then he came back and stole all of their money. Again. Now just as he's trying to schmooze his way back into their lives even though he's heading off to prison.
4. Walt White (Breaking Bad)
He's a drug dealer and a murderer. He puts himself and his estranged family in danger all the time, though ostensibly he only started cooking crystal meth in the first place for their benefit. Something went wonky in his plan and now Walt is one dark and twisted daddy.
3. Walter/Walternate Bishop (Fringe)
When Walter's young son died, he kidnapped the kid's double from the alternate universe, demanded he forget about his entire life on the Other Side and continued raising him as if nothing ever happened. As for Walternate, he shot his son's wife in the face out of spite, among many other unsavory deeds. And what's worse, both of these dads are technically the father of the same guy. That poor, traumatized, disappearing from the space-time continuum bastard.
2. Stan Larsen (The Killing)
We understand that Stan is traumatized by the loss of his senselessly murdered daughter, but isn't it possible to grieve without completely neglecting your other two children, screwing your family's financial situation and risking a life prison sentence by beating an innocent man nearly to death? If so, can someone go back in time and let Stan know?
1. Ned Stark (Game of Thrones)
We almost put Jamie Lannister on here, since he's got all those illegitimate children he doesn't acknowledge... but one of those kids is king now, so we can't say they're really suffering because of their gross absentee father. Instead, we've nominated Eddard "Ned" Stark, who left his comatose son behind while he went down south to his fancy new job, pimped out his daughter to a sociopath, exiled his bastard son to a life of celibacy and bone-chilling cold, killed one of his children's cute pets and, worst of all, was so slow and ineffectual in recognizing and reacting to the machinations of his enemies that he ended up getting himself killed, leaving his family vulnerable to imminent death and dismemberment. Happy Father's Day, Starks!
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Some poor dads here certainly, but your Ned Stark contains such glaring inaccuracies(not differing interpretations) that I assume there is exagerration for comic effect going on. Well done.
Clarification: that he is a poor dad is arguable, I wasn't contesting inclusion.
The Doctor? Of all worst fathers in the universe, it's The Doctor? I'd say it's Captain Jack Harkness -- he killed his own grandchild while abandoning his own daughter.
Don't forget Dexter! He's never home for his son because he's busy stalking and killing people. And his step-kids don't have a mom because of his weird cat-and-mouse game with a serial murderer. Love the show, but I think he qualifies for Worst Father of the Century.
Just realized Dexter wouldn't be included because the previous season ended a few months ago. My bad! (But he's still a terrible father.)
You've definitely forgotten Shameless's Frank Gallagher?
Ned did eff up quite a lot though. I don't think it can really be denied that he was a good man who loved his family, but his honor before reason deal did pretty much get him killed and put them in danger.
How in the world did John Winchester not make this list?!
Too soon man, too soon.
@henninggirl - keyword is "This Season."
Ah!! Thank you cal.
Confound it, how can you put Ned Stark on this list? His kids (except the self-absorbed Sansa, for whose happiness he'd sacrificed himself) love him, even his bastard son, he left Bran behind exactly because he would have been better in Winterfell, and whatever mistakes he maid was because he was an honorable man who recognized his duty and loved his friend. Comic effect my ass, you really blew it this time.
Everything you said about Rufus was spot on. But sadly, he's still the best parent on Gossip Girl. LOL
I know the show is barely gone, but Lionel Luthor is the worst father I can possibly imagine.
1) Executed elaborate ploy to convince everyone his son was insane just so Lex wouldn't bring forth evidence against him.
2) Had Lex electrocuted, not caring about whether it killed him, to erase his memory of Lionel's crimes.
3) Used Lex's girlfriends (and wives) to spy on and manipulate him. Slept with at least one of them and sent Lex the photos.
4) Drove his wife into insanity and forced her to have another child.
These are just early season examples off the top of my head. There are so many more. Lex killing him was the most sane thing he ever did.
True Blood is back on TV in a few weeks, so Joe Lee deserves a mention for being a scumbag that pimps out his shapeshifter son to dogfighting rings.
The season is over but Rodrigo Borgia of "The Borgias" deserves a mention. He's a horrible father for a zillion reasons.
I would have put Tywin Lannister over Ned Stark - considering that what you wrote about Ned was just twisting stuff into shittiness, while what we've heard of Tywin is actual shittiness. - like how he hired a whore to pretend to be a damsel in distress for his son, and then after the son fell for her for real and married her, decided to have her fucked by his entire guard while his son watched.
Another moronic list by Angel Cohn. Quelle surprise. Anyone with an understanding of Martin's "Game of Thrones" would know that Ned isn't a bad father, and to judge the show (a stand-in for our own Middle Ages) by 21st century standards is ignorant.
Walternate, sure, but Walter Bishop? He broke two universes to try to save his son--if that isn't fatherly devotion I don't know what is.
And the Doctor? Wrong on two counts: one, he thinks she's dead and he's thought abouty her since (flashback when Davros confronts him); and two, even if he does manage to beat out others for this list (and there are a LOT worse fathers than him), you should have picked him based on the First Doctor: he was a father on Gallifrey and either something happened to his kids or he abandoned them when he ran away AND he arbitrarily decided to abandon his granddaughter Susan on a post-Dalek invasion ravaged 22nd century Earth because he thought she'd fallen in love with some guy she'd met a few days earlier. Oh, AND he promised he'd come back to see her, and he never did.
Walder Frey would have made more sense for worst father representation from GoT, due to the neglect and self-centered attitude. But then, if you can't use the main character, whats the point, right TWoP? :|
The excuses made for the fantasy genre are ridiculous. This is an existence with unnaturally long winters, so any type of behavior could be chosen. Instead, your average fantasy writer is obsessed with showing women being raped and used as chattel. There is no "time" there, except what the writer created. He's a sick fuck, and trying to use "those were the times" as an excuse is lazy, lazy, lazy.
As for honor being an excuse, it's not. Putting some abstract idea like "honor" above the safety of your children makes you a bad parent.
Of course, GoT fans can't stand their precious show and its writer being called on their shit. The posting of the "how dare you" replies is no shocker.
Agree should be Tywin rather than poor Ned. And while past Walter Bishop might have qualified, present Walter does not. I'd nominate Papa Riggins from FNL but he hasn't been on the show in four years. Vince's Dad might yet belong though.
Another GoT watcher who thinks you should have chosen Tywin. I get the intended comic effect, and I do think Ned's patenting skills leave a lot to be desired, but the point doesn't work so well when the show has one of the ACTUAL worst fathers on TV on it too. And you didn't even MENTION him...
Seriously. Not even counting the whole thing with Tyrion's "wife" (which is beyond awful), there's also the part where he is emotionally abusive to BOTH of his sons, and probably his daughter as well. There's a reason the Lannisters are so messed up.
Does making mistakes make one a terrible father? What about intent? Does that mean nothing? Ned never meant for any of this to happen. He is a lamb thrown into a pit of lions who acted the ONLY way he knew how. With honesty, honor, and mercy.
Yet he loved his children madly. In the end, they were the only ones that made him forsake everything he believed in.
Tywin Lannister is a monster who only viewed his children as pawns. He never showed them a drop of love...but they're surviving. They're in power. Does this make him a better father? That his kids are in a better position than the Starks kids even though they are terrible people and he never gave them any affection?
I know this show was not watched by many but how about Buddy Garrity on Friday Night Lights? A guy who lives in the past and brought his son into town so he can additionally live vicariously through him with football!
Mindy, if you're going to keep posting comments on your own articles, you might as well use your real name.
And that's just what they've put in the series to date. The truth makes things far far worse. Oh and you forgot ignores his oldest two having incest babies, praises the son known as a traitor, and inspires wraith in his only daughter.
I still say Buffy's dad. Her mother DIED and where was he? Not helping raise the TEENAGE daughter he should at least have probably remembered existed!
I love TWoP but I really wished you actually watched the shows. Ned is not a terrible father. In fact by Westeros standards he's actually a very good daddy. The Doctor.. really? Seriously? And you are listing Walter? He may be messed up but there are far worse fathers on television this season. Although, I do agree about the gossip girl dad. In fact I feel most of those parent figures should be on here.
@Joe Lazy? Maybe. Still doesn't make it any less true that women from that "period in time" were basically used as cattle or bargaining pieces for land or status. There is also the exception for every rule, but for the most part that's how we, females, were seen. Not every one of us could be an Elizabeth. The only important part of us wasn't our mind it was what was between our legs for breeding sons. I understand your grievance though, that his book could be the exception to the rule.
Mindy didn't write the article, Angel did. I have this little trick I use where I read the author byline at the top of the page.
God - Supernatural
Ned Stark > Walternate? You need to re-prioritize.
You know who needs to be on this list? Max Gregson from United States of Tara. There were times this season when I actually wanted to push him off a cliff for dad-fail.
Ned Stark had no choice but to accept Sanza's betrothal. The king ordered it, and she herself desperately wanted to wed Joffrey. And no one knew the extend of his psychosis until much later. Ned never "pimped out" his daughter.
Thank heavens someone at TWOP sees Ned Stark for what he is! Kudos!
Walter? I love Walter. Even Peter loves Walter. Sure he was pissed, but he knows Walter loves him.
All that hiding behind 'recent stuff only,' and you're going to berate the Doctor for something that happened three years ago?
Agree completely. But then again, I suppose if this site seems to be content completely ignoring one of the years best shows, who am I to judge?
Ned? Really? Jon choose to go. Ned had to leave his son. He didn't know that that little shit was the worst at the beginning. He had to kill the animal or someone else would have done it anyways. He gave it a proper death by making sure the animal would be buried properly. Ned Stark is a man of honour shut up. Plus he was all nice to that little shit because he knew that it would help save his daughters. He may not be the best father but hell he is far from the worst.
Also Walter Bishop? Dear lord, Walternate I get but Walter? He would do anything for Peter, he loves Peter. Sure he kidnapped him but it's because Peter was DYING. As for the not returning Peter part, he didn't do it out of anger or malice, he did it out of grief and affection. He missed his son and he kept him on his side, yes it was a mistake but I don't see at all how it makes him a bad father.
Best dad ever? Jack Bristow
You missed something on Pretty Little Liars - the worst part of all: He not only cheated, but he asked his teenage daughter to lie to the mother about it. That's far worse than anything else he did.
How did Frank Gallagher from Shameless not make this list? He should have been #1!!
Elliot Stabler FTW.
what about charlie sheen
I wouldn't be so hard on Rufus maybe marrying Lily has taken him off his game but he's been a good father. When he found out that he and Lily had a child he moved heaven and earth to find him. And how about Harry from Dexter. He thought he was helping Dexter by trying to help hi forget what happened to him but look at what he became. How about Walter from Breaking Bad who thinks becoming a Meth dealer is the way to take care of his family.
In a fictional landscape with Robert Barratheon, Tywin Lannister and Jon Arryn, you beat up on the only loving quasi-responsible father in The Game of Thrones? Really?
He left Bran under kingly edict and spousal prodding. He objected strongly to John Snow's choice.
Lady died because Sansa was too cowardly and stupid to speak truth. He did seem quite dim, but as others have indicated, he acted with honesty, honor and mercy (for which he was basically eaten alive). He tried to get Sansa out of the marriage to a sociopath, and his family's safety was his first priority (as evidenced by the interest he took in Arya and the steps he took to make certain she could defend herself and that she was safe even after the execution)--again, he went through with the sham confession to save Sansa's miserable life. Anyway...there were plenty of other candidates who were worthy of this dubious distinction. Ned certainly wasn't one of them.
I've seen TWoP make lists like this before so how come no reality shows made the cut? The doctor made the list. A bunch of other dubious people, but seriously all fiction.
Nobody on TLC made the cut. Not Cody, not Jon, not Jim-Bob?
I like the Royal Pains shout out. all true. I liked that.
Arlo Givens from Justified is missing. You know your a lousy father when you son understandably refuses to forgive you for trying to have him killed and takes money from his employer while refusing to give it back.
Admittedly he is an historical figure but the last I checked "The Borgias" is a TV series, so I nominate Rodrigo Borgia aka Pope Alexander VI. Let's see, he sold his 14 year old daughter to the most advantageous bidder, and he was the worst of an excrutiatingly bad lot. He forced his eldest son into a job (as a cardinal) he hated while his middle son was made general of the Papal armies despite being better suited to being a cleric. His youngest son, just barely into puberty is also married off to achieve a desired alliance. He ditched his children's mother for a hot youngie. He approved of the fact that his eldest son was a cold blooded killer and turned a blind eye to reports that the same son was probably having sex with his sister.
You don't get it, do you? He didn't went to be King's Hand (the decision that spelled his doom and the tragedy of his family) because of "honor", but because of friendship with Robert and duty to him as his King. This isn't "fantasy" stuff - those are very real concepts which we all experience. Now, the second and final decision point where Ned could behave differently is, of course, to recognize Joffrey as a heir - to lie and to get over a fact that Lannisters tried to kill his son. That's not only immoral, that's inhuman. And yet in the end, he betrayed his honor to save his obnoxious daughter. Bad father, indeed.
Or maybe we can separate an author from their works, something rational people should be able to do...
Was this list meant to be taken as a joke or for comedic effect? Because the exaggerated reasons that are thrown out to make these character "bad fathers" are frankly either stupid or ignorant or ridiculous.
There's no way I can actually take this list seriously so I'm gonna assume this is done as a joke.
And Ned Stark as the worst father? Oh please, I can see a million characters this season who are worst fathers than Ned ever was, and if you are gonna judge his actions, at least do it objectively rather than exaggerating and twisting details to suit your own bias. Considering the group of fathers on Game of Thrones, Ned is easily the best of the bunch, and it's so clear that Ned's children all love their father very much. The Stark children are all strong and brave and smart, and they are that way because of the honor and courage that their father taught him.
And simple proof that Ned is a good father is how he treats Arya. Arya's un-lady-like behavior in that time period would have easily been repressed and squashed had it been any other father who just thinks lowly of women, yet Ned sees Arya's talent and her spirit, he sees that she is different and instead of forcing her to be someone she isn't, he is embracing her uniqueness and allowing her to be her own person.
You might make Ned into some horrible father and bad guy, but Ned Stark gave up everything he is ultimately to ensure the safety of his children, and he died for that.
There are sadly many TWOP readers who are lacking a sense of humour.
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