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Today's TWoP News: Friday, July 1st, 2011

by Sophia Wetlaufer July 1, 2011 12:30 PM
Today's TWoP News: Friday, July 1st, 2011 You're probably looking forward to the far-off day we finally get to stop talking about Two and a Half Men...

...but not more than I am! Any way, here goes -- there's speculation that Ashton Kutcher may not film Two and a Half Men in front of a live studio audience to keep his character secret. Hah! CBS really thinks we care. Meanwhile, Lionsgate is reportedly about to announce their worst decision of all time -- a Sheen sitcom -- by the time Kutcher begins filming Two and a Half Men.

All My Children will air its final episode on September 23rd. Its replacement, "lifestyle series" The Chew, is slated to premiere Monday, September 26th. Thus continues the slow, painful death of the soap opera.

Camelot is not getting a second season -- Starz claims the cancellation is due to "production challenges." Whatever that means, there's no way it's the real reason. Right?

On Sunday, July 10th, Jay Mohr will fill in for Andy Cohen as guest host on Watch What Happens Live. YES. He is amazing. And if you haven't seen his celebrity impressions yet, well, you're welcome.

Kristen Chenoweth on Ryan Murphy not having guest stars on the next season of Glee: "I think he's trying to get his show back. I think he's trying to really concentrate on his characters. I actually understand that. I get it. People want to see those characters." (Actually, no we don't. And we certainly don't want to see guest stars either.)

4 Comments

July 1, 2011 4:24 PM
Valerie
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I am so happy. I don't think he would/can't do two and a half me. He is just way to dorkey.
Val

July 2, 2011 7:26 PM
Juliet
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Euh i don't think Lionsgate make their 'worst decision of all time' at all ! Actually if it is true it is pretty awesome, and if the writers are good (and i mean better than a Chuck Lorre)and Charlie Sheen being a funny, talented and charismatic actor we will be many to watch.
Maybe Sophia you should stop to 'speak for everybody'..get it ?

July 2, 2011 7:30 PM
Juliet
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Euh i don't think Lionsgate make 'their worst decision of all time' at all !!
So if it is true and the writers are good (well at least better than a Chuck Lorre) and Charlie Sheen being a funny, talented and charismatic actor it could be pretty awesome and we will be many to watch.
Maybe Sophia you should stop trying to 'talk for everybody'..get it ?

July 3, 2011 2:03 PM
Writer
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Latest Headline: How Should Two and a Half Men Kill Charlie Sheen?

A: The episode should open with a toothless, high & drunk Charlie waking up with his latest "Goddess" at the edge of a high cliff overlooking the crashing waves of the Pacific below. As Sheen struggles to regain consciousness from his drug & boozing stupor, he hears his latest conquest railing about his giving her AIDS, clap and crabs from one of the other countless s luts he did before her. He looks down to see his nads tied to a concrete block she is pushing over the edge of the cliff. Knowing that separation from the boys is imminent as the block plunges over the edge, a stoned Charlie Harper leaps over the edge still clutching at the sack he's soon to lose. End of scene. End of Charlie Harper. Final scene: Goddesses gather at Mercedes dealer who tells them to keep the cars.

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