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What's there to say about The Glee Project? It's just so bad it's good, and it's brought us so much happiness because of that. A bunch of egotistic theater kids testing the patience of singing coaches and choreographers, all trying to stand out by putting on secondhand embarrassment-inducing performances...It's winning, it really is. Remember when Matheus took his shirt off? Or when Ellis had her first kiss? We really have come quite a ways since those first few weeks -- and it shows; the aforementioned secondhand embarrassment is now at a minimum. Which is why last night's elimination got us thinking: One of these kids really is going to be on Glee next season. For seven episodes! They'll have songs on iTunes and tweet pictures with the cast and maybe even become someone's love interest. So what roles will they take on? Well, we're sure you're shocked -- but we've got some suggestions.
Lindsay
Lindsay joins McKinley as a freshman and would act as a rival to Rachel and basically signal the end of the Berry era: She has two gay moms and wears cuter animal sweaters, and the guys like her more because she always kisses them at the end of songs, just because. After weeks of passive aggressively one-upping each other, the two finally voice-battle it out to some huge Broadway number. It becomes clear that no matter how much everyone hates Rachel, no one can sing like her. Lindsay runs out crying, finally having been served the humble pie she so desperately needed.
Alex
One day, Mercedes gets home from school to find her mother sitting on the couch with Alex. "Mercedes," she says, "this is your long-lost twin brother, Alex." It turns out Mercedes' mom had twins -- when they separated, dad took Alex, and mom took Mercedes. Just like The Parent Trap. "I'm your twi-i-i-in," Alex belts, and he and Mercedes become diva siblings extraordinaire -- they promptly break off from New Directions, drop out of McKinley, and start a career as a singing duo called "The Jones Sis-tuhs." On tour, they sing songs like "All That Jazz," "Don't Rain on My Parade," and "Take Me Or Leave Me," and just generally be so much bigger and better than New Directions ever could.
Samuel
We're pretty sure Sam can play crazy: He's got those dreadlocks, which make him look dirtier than all of the other contestants, and his dance moves give off a kind of creepy vibe. He can also play up his sexuality -- after all, he had chemistry with Marissa, and for all of his complaining, he did end up selling his "pairability" with Alex. So he's weird and sexual. Who is that perfect for? Terri! We want Terri back desperately -- but not involved in useless Sue Sylvester shenanigans -- so how great would it be if she started dating Sam (a student at McKinley) instead? We'd have a fun, random little storyline instead of the usual boring ones. Sam and Terri can just revel in their loco-ness together and sing a lot of Madonna, and it would be campy and a bit off, just like Glee used to be.
Damian
Blaine needs a reason to join New Directions -- let's face it, he's a regular now, he'll join eventually -- so we're thinking Damian is the perfect excuse. Dubbed Patrick O'Brien (or an equally classic Irish name), Damian's character is a gay exchange student at Dalton. He joins the Warblers and becomes interested in Blaine, whom he would wink at continuously (and in a seemingly uncontrollable manner) throughout the day. Patrick shows up at Blaine's house in the middle of the night and rain dances outside his window. It creeps Blaine out so much that he has to pull a Kurt and leave school for harassment. And voila! Welcome to McKinley, Blaine.
Do you have any dream storylines? Hit the comments with them if ya do. And check out which members of the Glee cast would survive the Project.
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Murphy's idea of Christian Sam is intriguingly twisted. A testifyin', promiscuous, sexy, christian-rocker runs through the Glee club boys and girls faster than Santana.....
Damian can never be gay!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Damian is toooo spicy!!!!!! Yum.
HAHAHAAH. I actually really liked the storyline ideas for Lindsay and Damian! Sam, not so much. Hahaha. But this was quite humorous.
Since Lindsay told the sad story of her adoption, she shows up in a basket on Rachel's Dad's door, just as they are celebrating the quiet of an empty nest. What luck! Another belter! Damien also can check in as an OCD/Tourette's student who can control in real life, but when he sings, he tiks. Just opposite of American Idol!
Since Lindsay told the sad story of her adoption, she shows up in a basket on Rachel's Dad's door, just as they are celebrating the quiet of an empty nest. What luck! Another belter! Damien also can check in as an OCD/Tourette's student who can control in real life, but when he sings, he tiks. Just opposite of American Idol!
I get that they're both belters with dark hair, but I don't know why everyone keeps thinking of Lindsay as Lea 2.0. If she wins (which I'm rooting for, although I get the impression I'm not in the majority) I'd like to see her more as a Glee version of Blair Waldorf (i.e. a scheming perfectionist who wants her life to be like a classic movie).
Why don't they dye Lindsay's hair blond and introduce her as Quinn's never before mentioned sister. She looks exactly like her except she's a terrible actress.
Why don't they dye Lindsay's hair blond and introduce her as Quinn's never before mentioned sister. She looks exactly like her except she's a terrible actress.
I miss Cameron
I like the idea for Lindsay's, but I hated Alex's because, for one, it means no more Santana-Mercedes duets which (let's face it, when it happened) was the best vocal performance on Glee..
And no, despite my love for him, I do not think Damian has the chops to play a gay character. I think Ryan Murphy's Riverdance idea would be a laugh though :P
If Damian wins, will there be subtitles?
I luv Lindsey and the story that you did for her Good Job! Also Damian can never be gay Lindsey and Damian Should both win and become twins!!!!!! :p :)
Damian has to be gay, 'cause he's mine xD
Carmeron needs to be the next Glee star, written exactly THE WAY HE RESPONDED THROUGHOUT THE COMPETITON
Making Damian gay is an insult to the American women. We need him to, love us. I enjoy watching Damian perform on Celtic Thunder, and since he looks like my grandson Jake, I am dishearted that he is playing gay. I would try another show, for he has the talent.
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You're checking out Damien.. But at the same time think he looks like your grandson....? That's gross
You're checking out Damien.. But you think he looks like your grandson...? That's gross
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