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Finally, someone on Jersey Shore earns a spot on our list. Took them long enough.
Ashley (Real Housewives of New Jersey)
Our desire to shake some sense in this self-involved young woman increases every single week. Not only does she ignore her mom and stepdad, who give her everything, but this week she also ignored the father she claims to worship. But the real kicker (aside from her plan to move to California and party all the time, which she expects her parents to fully fund) was that her defense for her actions was basically that at least she didn't get knocked up young like her mother did. Is 20 too old for time outs?
Kasey (Bachelor Pad)
He decided that Melissa was the devil after she gave a rose to someone else, because no one else is allowed to have any strategies (or hookups). Then he freaked out when there was a twist announced and offered to pack up and leave. Again. He's really insufferable and that voice just drives us up a wall.
Cathy (Design Star)
We're so glad she's gone. During her entire stint on the show, she was extremely bossy and unwilling to listen or be a team player. And how many times did we have to hear about all of her previous television experience. This week she was particularly horrible by bragging about how her weddings have appeared in three (count 'em) national magazines... before she put together the ugliest, flowerless sweetheart table we've ever seen.
The Situation (Jersey Shore)
We're not sure if he was lying about hooking up with Snooki or not, but it really doesn't matter. Don't spend your time hitting on Snooki when you've got another girl in your bed. It's gross. Also gross: trying to bang twins, then going with another option (which seems to have been sleeping) and then only taking them out for breakfast because you were the victim of a prank. And is it just us or did he nearly crush that poor girl when a bird attacked them? Ah, chivalry.
Dan and Rooftop (LA Ink)
Both of these guys were asses this week with a prank that went too far. Rooftop (who deserves a place on this list because of his name alone) poked fun at Dan's artistic ability, Dan got him back by permanently tattooing his name in a heart on Rooftop's ankle and then the idiot boys were finally even after Rooftop branded Dan in turn. We mostly feel bad for Rooftop's mom though, since Rooftop's "Dan" tattoo was originally supposed to be a tribute to her.
Winner: Kasey
Thinking about him making his tattoo throb is triggering our gag reflex. "It's guard and protect time." Ugh.
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Ick. Kasey and Ashley are a close tie for most terrible human being in my book. Kasey's voice and creep-o tattoo are so skin-crawling, but Ashley's overall indifference for anything or anyone besides herself is beyond frustrating.
Ashley was the worst of the week and the month and the year. They should leave her out in the woods and see if anyone else wants her.
What about Johnny on The Challenge? After he and Tyler [barely] beat CT & Adam in the Jungle, Johnny was beating his chest about how that was payback for the [unbelievably hysterical] way CT took him out last season in Cutthroat. Then again, given that CT was handing out tackles wherein he was attempting to cremate Johnny and Tyler without the use of fire, maybe Johnny suffered brain damage. Or more brain damage. Point is, "Johnny Bananas" is an asshole, and every bit an embarassment to Italian-Americans as any Guido and Guidette on Jersey Shore.
I don't watch any versions of The Bachelor so I have to go with Ashley...if ever there was a call for beating a child....
I'm amazed that Rachel from Big Brother hasn't made this list yet. Well, we've got another week of her braying about missing Brendan to "look forward" to, so I'm sure she'll show up next week....
Kasey. Ugh. He is so dumb. Does he actually believe Vienna appreciates him for "guarding and protecting" her?
Ick
Forget his silly rose drama. Would someone please give Kasey a packet of tissues to carry around with him? He is constantly wiping his nose with the back of his hand, and at one point did it about 8 times in a row. It was gross. Get a tissue, Kasey.
"Is 20 too old for time outs?"
Yes. But it's not too old for a good bitchslap.