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The Most Heinous Person on Reality TV This Week

It's been a big week for terrible human beings, so with much debate we've decided to omit list regular Ashley (Real Housewives of New Jersey) because her actions this week spilled out too much from her same bratty antics from last time around. Though, truthfully, that stupid fedora she was wearing could arguably land her on here for entirely different reasons. But in spite of everything, we're leaving her off to make room for these winners.

Abby (Dance Moms)
Setting us all back a few decades, Abby really outdid herself this week by making Nia -- the one African American child in the troupe -- do a routine called "LaQueefa" (ugh), while donning an animal print and an afro wig, to a song that vaguely sounded like Lil Jon slam poetry. Nia isn't the best dancer, but the number barely had the girl moving around. Her mother Holly was mortified, but when she complained, Abby swore she was trying to help Nia learn "traditional" African dances so that she could have the luxury of nabbing "ethnic" roles in the future. This, mind you, was after she asked Holly if she had an afro wig in her purse.

Maci (Teen Mom)
Know what most people do when they're bored? Read. Watch TV. Call a friend. Maci's genius plan: Have another baby! Everyone told her it was a terrible idea, including her boyfriend Kyle, her mom and her friends, but Maci didn't think her idea was too crazy or anything -- after all, three-year-old Bentley did say he'd like a little sister. Total voice of reason on this show.

Gordon Ramsay (Hell's Kitchen)
Despite the fact that Elise is an enormous bully and there are plenty of worse chefs on this show, Ramsay sent Natalie home this week. We're used to him being a total jerk and everything (that's half the fun!), but Elise was the obvious candidate to boot. Adding insult to injury, Ramsay made a dig at the ever-positive and encouraging Natalie by telling her that she might get to see BLT Steak one day... as a customer. Rubbish.

Juicy J. (Famous Food)
As screwed up as it was for Scott to cheat the gang out of $5,700 (if not more), Juicy's solution of just picking up chairs and flinging them across the room was eternally frustrating. He later got "Spring Break" drunk (as DJ Paul described it) while everyone else was freaking out about soft opening the restaurant. Lonnie and Mike were pissed and appropriately fired him... and then Juicy started in with breaking stuff AGAIN.

Ronnie (Jersey Shore)
Roid effing Rage. It's awful enough that he's back together with Sammi, and even worse that he's sneaking around behind her back talking to his sweet sugar Hannah. He also put JWOWW in the middle of it all and used the excuse of "Stay out of my business" when it came to being emotionally unfaithful to the girl he claims to care about. But what really sent us over the edge with this bro was the absolute freak out he had when Sammi revealed mid-drunken fight that Mike told everyone about all of those disgusting things Ron actually said about having sex with multiple girls in one night. We didn't get to see the fight that resulted this week, but we do know that Ron will rough up Mike so bad that he gets sent to the hospital in a stretcher. His physical violence is never okay, but better that it's inflicted on Mike than Sam.

Winner: Abby
Tough call, but her racism was outrageous, not only because it was, you know, racist, but also because you don't have to be African American to get ethnic (whatever that even means) roles. Hello, hasn't Abby ever watched America's Next Top Model?

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