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Today's TWoP News: Thursday, September 1, 2011

Zombies. Pause. More zombies.

The Walking Dead premiere will be 90 minutes long, but before you start cheering about all the zombie carnage, there's a downside. The second season will be broken up, ABC Family-style, into two separate blocks of episodes, six after the premiere in October and six more in mid-February. As the recapper for that show, I'm grateful for the break, but as an impatient TV viewer, I want my zombies (and Glenn), and I want them now!

Have you ever wondered what guys at a comic book store do all day? Yeah, neither have we. But AMC has gone ahead and announced a new reality show called Secret Stash, which will follow the employees at the Kevin Smith-owned shop. We're so sure it will be fascinating to see geeky guys ask for the new issue of Justice League.

Welcome to Wahlberger, Home of the Wahlberger. Can I take your order? The brothers Wahlberg (Donnie, Mark and the lesser known Paul) are opening a high-end burger joint and possibly doing a reality show about it. Will it be more or less exciting than Famous Food? We're betting on less.

America's Got Talent nearly set someone on fire the other day... and it took like a solid 30 seconds before anyone got out there to check on the gymnast. The judges seem to think that there's a problem with this. But yet, they're okay with a guy jumping from a platform four stories in the air into like 12 inches of water? Or a magician trying to explode himself? Or a motorcycle-riding duo nearly wiping out their entire family? Interesting line they've drawn there.

Katie Cassidy (aka, the best part of Melrose Place redux and a mediocre thing about Gossip Girl) is going to be on one of our favorite new shows of the fall, The New Girl.

And then this Toddlers & Tiaras nightmare happened. Because fake boobs are appropriate at any age.

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