Hey, how do you say "Happy New Year" in Zombie?

We offered our New Year's resolutions for shows last year, but most of them didn't pan out. Guess that's the problem with resolutions in general. Here's hoping that more of these shows stick to the suggestions we've carved out for them in the coming year.

Whoa pardner!

William H. Macy: family man, working class hero, victim of bad hair.

Goodbye, Murder House. We hardly knew ye.

There are a lot of terrible shows out there who have characters that are too good for their shows. Or good shows who just have too many characters to service. So as has become our annual tradition (2010, 2009, 2008), we've found shows where these people would be far better utilized.

We'll say this for American Horror Story's Season 1 finale -- we were never certain exactly where it was going to go. And here's another thing: after a freshman year filled with freakish thrills and funny laughs (both of the intentional and unintentional variety), the last thing we expected from "Afterbirth" was that it would be so... well, sweet.

One hand giveth a terrible celebrity, another taketh away their screen time.

In keeping with the New Year's spirit, it's out with the old, in with the new at HBO.

Good news everyone! This week's light list of new releases includes more Futurama on DVD.