True Blood's Ryan Kwanten will guest star on the Valentine's Day episode of New Girl as Jess's love interest. Sorry Justin Long, but Paul doesn't stand a chance.

Glee just took stunt casting to a whole new level: In the Christmas episode, Chewbacca will guest star. Apparently there's a special within the episode that's actually a throwback to Star Wars. Hopefully he doesn't get slushied.

Remember Dominica, the woman House married following his breakup with Cuddy in the spring, who promptly disappeared? No? Well, she will be back come the 13th episode, green card and all. We're better off without her. Really.

Titus Welliver will guest star on Grimm as Farley Holt, a Grimm creature that is able to morph into a steinadler.

The cast of SyFy's Jersey Shore Shark Attack was announced. It includes Tony Sirico (Paulie Walnuts on The Sopranos), Paul Sorvino (Paul Cicero in Goodfellas), Jack Scalia (Dallas), Joey Fatone ('N Sync) and William Atherton (Die Hard), and, of course, Jersey Shore's Vinny Guadagnino. We'd be much better off if they just filmed the actual Jersey Shore cast being eaten by sharks... but this will do.

Excited to see the Bones fall finale December 15? Sorry, but you'll have to wait -- Fox moved the episode to January 12, before the premiere of the spinoff, The Finder.

Ice Cube is developing Eye for an Eye, a drama at FX about a former paramedic that is frustrated with violence and takes the law into his own hands. Hopefully no one asks him if they're there yet.

Things are actually moving along on the 24 movie: the script should be finished by the end of the year, with filming beginning in the spring. Unfortunately, it isn't 2005 anymore. We'd prefer a Homeland movie.

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