8:00: And here comes Ricky. What will he open with?

8:01: "So where was I?" Being funny we hope.

8:02: "The Golden Globes are to the Oscars are what Kim Kardashian is to Kate Middleton." An easy Kardashian joke.

8:05: Ricky seems to be holding back a bit. Penis and beaver jokes? Really? Audience seems a bit more with him though. Maybe just waiting for the hammer to fall.

8:06: Kardashian again? C'mon Ricky, move on. The rest of us have.

8:07: An insight into what's on Ricky's TiVo -- Boardwalk Empire and Homeland. One out of two ain't bad.

8:08: Wow, we're done with the monologue already? Ricky really is trying to be nicer this year.

8:09: Gervais: "Have you seen The Tourist yet?" Depp: "No." That was Ricky's finest moment. Asking the tough questions...

8:10: First award of the night: Best Performance by an Actor In A Supporting Role in a Motion Picture. Go Albert Brooks! Choose Albert Brooks.

8:11: Nope, Christopher Plummer wins Supporting Actor instead. The only decent part of that overrated flick.

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