-A pretty fun Big Bang Theory introduction kicked the show off and featured the cast making fun of how dumb everyone on the Internet is -- luckily, you can watch this one here. This was followed by a joke on CBS' obnoxious studio audience laughter, and several minutes of endearing jokes about Neil Patrick Harris being obsessed with hosting award shows.

-Hundreds of people waving distractingly in the background from the audience whenever the cameras faced them.

-Every winner complaining about the short countdown clock, which resulted in micro-speeches... except for Adam Sandler (picking up an acting award for Jack & Jill) who talked in a "comical" voice and made fun of his old teachers.

-Many, many segments that were designed to be funny and/or informative that were literally just obnoxious ads for People's Choice Award sponsors.

-A delightful pre-taped segment starring Jane Lynch as an official seat-assigner, co-starring Michael Hitchcock. It featured an excellent joke at the expense of Jeremy Piven and a few jabs at Kim Kardashian.

-Hugo's Chloë Moretz beating out the Harry Potter kids for Best Star Under 25.

-Lots of teen girls screaming their heads off over Robert Pattinson.

-An unexpected pre-taped Parks and Recreation talent show, wherein I laughed at loud upon hearing Adam Scott's description of his ability to smash a laptop with a hammer: "Uh, I think people want to see it!" Chris Pratt coughed up blood, Rashida Jones grew a beard and I got extremely excited that Parks & Rec comes back tonight.

-The creative talent behind Bridesmaids singing an a cappella rendition of "Hold On" by Wilson Phillips.

-Everyone freaking out over Betty White, who turns 90 next week.

-Beth Behrs and Kat Dennings acting like adorable best friends.

-The completely coincidental fact that every CBS comedy won an award for something.

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