The Bachelor's ratings tanked 17% from the January premiere last year, which I blame pretty much entirely on Ben's mop top and Jenna's emotional breakdown about Monica not being there for the right reasons.

Meanwhile, Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve saw its highest numbers in 11 years! Also, to settle an earlier debate: Yes, Jenny's fur vest was faux. (And probably not vaccinated -- ayo!)

Your burning 30 Rock Kim Jong Il death questions have been answered: Tina Fey and her writers do, in fact, plan to address his death, what with Avery being in North Korea and everything.

Lucille 2 Liza Minnelli will guest star on an episode of Hot in Cleveland, no doubt expecting grand romantic gestures.

And finally, my favorite news of the year (by far!), and proof of the holiness of The Wire: A man named Omar Little was arrested in Baltimore over the weekend. What's next?! The government being corrupt?!

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