I refuse to believe anyone would actually want a Desperate Housewives movie, but just in case, Marc Cherry has promised that it ain't happening, though he does plan to pull a Hitchcock and cameo in an episode before the series finale. Also, he says he's had the last act in his head for seven-and-a-half years, which I actually do take comfort in, as that dates back to the days when Housewives was a genuinely enjoyable series.

Shonda Rhimes said something about Grey's Anatomy lasting for 10 more years... that's a lot of freak fatal accidents to teach Meredith about the fragility of life.

And in even more ABC news, Whoopi Goldberg will guest star on an upcoming episode of The Middle and Kevin Hart will actually be back on Modern Family as Phil's forgotten neighbor.

Community is finally trying to reach out to bigger demographics by spoofing Law & Order. To answer your question: Yes, the "DUN-DUN" will be there.

Channing Tatum and Zooey Deschanel will each host Saturday Night Live come February, so there's a healthy dose of eye candy to go around.

Psych has been renewed for a seventh season. Pineapple for everyone!

Will Smith will be hosting the Kids' Choice Awards, which gives you one more reason to avoid it at all costs.

Let's end on a fun note, shall we? Bryan Cranston will guest voice on Archer this season. Booya.

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