Can't make it the whole summer without seeing plenty of blood, guts and zombies? AMC has got you covered.

Aw, I kinda liked all of the hilariously bad guest judges last year...

If you thought that Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami was the worst reality show to come out of everyone's favorite Spring Break locale, five minutes of last night's premiere of The CW's new reality series The Catalina will have you appreciating the Kardashian spin-off. For those of you who were wise enough to skip it, the show is set at the titular Catalina hotel in Miami and revolves around the antics of the heinous hotel staff, all of whom are attractive, tan and painfully dumb... think Jersey Shore if Snooki, The Situation and the gang had to actually put in real hours at the Shore Store. With not a brain cell to share between the staff, it will truly be amazing if the hotel is able to stay in business before the season finale. Here are some of the best gems the premiere had to offer:

Today's news may make you want to drown your sorrows.

(Half) heroes are made, (blond) cowards turn tail and other memorable moments from the Battle of Blackwater on Sunday's penultimate Game of Thrones.

This is obviously the face of someone's that been to Faerieland

In my younger and more vulnerable years, I went bright-eyed to a few warehouse extravaganzas in Bushwick in hopes that one would be the "Best Party Ever" and I can attest that the party featured in last night's "Welcome to Bushwick a.k.a. The Crackcident" is upsettingly accurate, except for the fact that the characters didn't have to scream just to hear each other... and that some of them ended up having a pretty okay time. I strongly believe that if you could go to one of those parties and not come out hating all of mankind, there is something inherently wrong with you or you actually did crack.

How many people who you know sit patiently and watch all of the commercials during a TV show? I can't think of any either, but that doesn't mean you can't up and eliminate them completely... right?

Oh no, Dr. Bill!

A ton of shows were cancelled this season, many of which deserved to go. But although we may not have shed tears over the programs themselves, there's quite a few specific elements that we're going to miss.