"I really hope that Poopy the Pig does well." - Aviva, Real Housewives of New York

"It's my turn to get into the nut sack and I know that Ed is going be ahead of me." - David, Bachelor Pad

"I don't have balls." - Lori, Love Broker

"Why throw away free meat?" - June, Toddlers & Tiaras

"It's about the Holocaust." - Abby, Dance Moms

"All that vajigggle jaggles is not beautimous." - June, Here Comes Honey Boo Boo

"That means you would last for, like, two hours." - Laura, The Real World: St. Thomas

"That's so cool, it was so big." - Falen, Bad Girls Club

"I'm trying to shave my vagina... and I can't." - Jenni, Snooki & JWOWW

"We're gonna make you a pageant gay pig." - Alana, Here Comes Honey Boo Boo

"It's all about kissing babies and I've kissed some ugly ones too." - Art Smith, Top Chef Masters

"Peter is like the human Bengay." - Julia, Miss Advised

"The real-life big bang twosome." - Julie Chen, Big Brother

"I felt something touch my leg and I panicked." - Christina, Bad Girls Club

"I don't really know much about Anne Frank, but what I do know is that I don't think she was doing cartwheels." - Holly, Dance Moms

"You're never too young to have sex." - Jenni, Snooki & JWOWW

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