Matthew Broderick will guest star this upcoming season on Modern Family as a neurotic new friend of Phil's. Why can't he guest star on Glee instead, so we can see him and Sarah Jessica Parker together on screen, said no one.

Dancing with the Stars will have an online post-show this season. Does anyone watch those things?

Army Wives has been renewed for a millionth season.

Battlestar Galactica's Ron Moore will adapt A Knight's Tale into a primetime drama for ABC. Frist, R.I.P Heath Ledger, second, this is really strange and confusing and seems like a pretty obviously bad idea... but on the other hand, Ron Moore!

Hate to end your workweek on a sour note, but you guys, Breaking Amish is totally fake. I'm just about ready to shun TLC for this.

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